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Old 30 Jan 2017, 09:03 (Ref:3707714)   #348
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A man climbed into his new all-electric, computer controlled, satellite navigated wonder car, and pressed a button on his Super Smart Phone.
The car purred into life and a recorded voice informed him that

"You are being driven in the most advanced car ever built, it can drive itself, just tell it where you want to go and it will take you there by the quickest, most efficient route. It has every safety feature known to man, it is totally automatic, nothing can go wrong, nothing can go wrong, nothing can go .....!"

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