I caught a diesel bus the other day, I was flaming mad when I saw the driver lighting up a fag. We had a blazing row and when I told him I would get him fired, he got quite hot under the collar, and his cheeks were burning. He claimed the ciggy had been left by a passenger, but I told him, there is no smoke without fire, at which his face turned ashen ..... Oh! look, its my stop.
Fireman Sam
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