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Originally Posted by John Elwin
.....you forget to mention that Diane Abbott will be responsible for working out the charges.
A brilliant piece of satire but sadly probably not far from the truth in the depressing modern world.
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nicely put Grant, and as John says, too close to the truth!
There was a news snippet the other day about a guy in Ireland who crashed in his new Fiesta. As I'm sure those of you that read up on modern motors will know, Ford (among others) offer a connectivity feature that phones the police with your location if you have an accident. This guy's car did just that, but unfortunately when the emergency services got to him he was still in the crashed car- blind drunk and so immediately arrested. Shopped by your car- Whoops.....