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Originally Posted by bauble

A randy young fella named Viva,
Booked a date with an entrancing diva,
In the back of a van,
Aimed to impress as a man..
But got impaled on a stiff gear lever.

The lady was none too impressed,
With this chap and his tattered string vest,
She chuckled just once,
At his abandoned Y-fronts,
And suggested first gear was best.

Made me laugh. I need cheering up.