Thread: Kick Those Shoes Off and Relax. It's the Delta 2017 Tea Break
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Old 26 Jan 2017, 21:19 (Ref:3705355)   #299
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Originally Posted by Mike Bell View Post
Thank you bauble. Not for your attempt to stimulate conversation, but for your ditty. I'm now utilising the old grey matter in an attempt to find a better match for 'once' than 'y-fronts'!
I could write another verse incorporating grunts perhaps?

A first time lover who we all know as Viva GT.
Went on a date with a well know local sweetie.
With a couple of savage grunts,
She ripped of his stained Y-fronts
What happened next is unknown even by me.

We can guess he cowered in fear,
When she whispered in his ear,
If you want sex,
What comes next,
Can only involve this stick for the gear.
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