|
Webber will blitz them all at the start only for his Williams to fail at the first corner. Alonso will come through and take the lead before Sato runs into him at the chicane like he did to Ralf last year (was it Ralf?). Sato will then seek payback on Honda for dumping him and will drive into the back of Button while he is in the pits. Button, enraged, will throw Sato out of his car, strap himself in and drive off in a Super Aguri (a sign of things to come). Meanwhile ack up front Schumacher will dice with Raikkonen, until they both get stuck behind the hapless Button, who has resorted to pushing his Super Aguri around the track. With the leading pair slowing, Heidfeld will flash through and take the lead, only to crash into the Safety Car that has been called out to collect Button, who, along with James Allen, is yelling furiously at Race Control.
After the Safety Car Fisichella will emerge in the lead, only to be radioed by his team telling him to slow to let Alonso through, which means he will have to go backwards because Alonso was taken out by Sato at the start, remember?
So, with Fisichella out of the picture, the job will be left to Kubica to keep the car straight and take the win, becuase he will have amassed a huge lead. Of course, this won't last long, because BMW will call him in to put wet tyres on (despite the fact it is 45 degrees Celcius and dry because of the global warming) and he will lose the lead.
Which leaves De La Rosa, who has kept his nose clean, in the lead. Lewis Hamilton however, upset that he has been left out of the team, will deflate one of his tyres at the final stop sending him spinning off.
So what about the rest of the field? Well, it is a thrilling dice between Massa, Rosberg and everyone else, then... Let's just say they all crash on the last lap.
Which leaves Martin Brundle, the closest thing to a driver left, the winner!
|