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Originally Posted by bauble

Lawdy, lawdy, Miss Clawdy, but it gets quite boring on here sometimes, so I hope you will like this musical interlude that I hope will revive drooping spirits.

Over to you Percy;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOj4Lx6g-rY

Originally Posted by bauble

Not to your taste?

Here is some genuine Rockabilly to get your legs moving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPinBzrL_8o

Originally Posted by bauble

Did you hear about the man who thought Screwfix was a dating agency?

I was playing poker with a a few friends one of whom was a plumber, who looked after the loo's at Buckingham Palace. I had a pair of twos but he had a Royal Flush.

I told EB I was having trouble with flies, he said I should buy a spray. Utter rubbish, it ruined my trousers.

The sign said 'Keep of the grass' so I went back to Whisky for my kicks.

Now where is my hat ................................

Pleased to see you're warming to the task of upping the post count to those of previous yars following the recent decline...