Delta's Tea-Break Natter (The Lighter Side) 2011/12 - Page 6

midgetman · 30 Nov 2011, 14:22 (Ref:2993497)

So you didn't. They're not with Santa then, they're still with the elves.

midgetman · 30 Nov 2011, 16:05 (Ref:2993527)

Sorry, there must be a joke there about 'elf and safety!

I'll get me coat.

terence · 30 Nov 2011, 19:27 (Ref:2993607)

Are they working in an Elf Service Store. Bet JM doesn't get this sort of banter at the super store.

Clive Brown · 30 Nov 2011, 19:29 (Ref:2993610)

Quote:

Originally Posted by terence bower

Are they working in an Elf Service Store. Bet JM doesn't get this sort of banter at the super store.

And what about the Sanity Clause?

zefarelly · 30 Nov 2011, 23:05 (Ref:2993713)

sanity? not applicable here, if you think it is your be turned back at the gates!

delta · 1 Dec 2011, 08:13 (Ref:2993831)

Do you remember the Faulty Towers scetch with the two psychiatrist they say something like"there is enough work here for a full case history" Basil has just climbed the ladder and looks in their room by mistake.I think he then starts tapping the window looking for woodworn.Just the funniest sketch ever.
Point I am making is that I think you lot are not far behind.

Must be because we are not racing.

zefarelly · 1 Dec 2011, 08:30 (Ref:2993839)

why did I type 'your' and not you'll? been talking to Iain this week . . .that's my exkyooss an I'm stikkin to it!

GORDON STREETER · 1 Dec 2011, 08:41 (Ref:2993844)

You' ¡con referencia a todo loco!

jminsh · 1 Dec 2011, 09:32 (Ref:2993863)

Quote:

Originally Posted by terence bower

Are they working in an Elf Service Store. Bet JM doesn't get this sort of banter at the super store.

Oh Yes he Does with a select few that still have a sense of humour !

Hey Iain

midgetman · 1 Dec 2011, 12:09 (Ref:2993934)

Well I'm glad to hear you have as much backchat from customers as I do!

Be careful with Iain in particular, he sucks you into things..."You fancy this run Max? It's for Chariddeeeeee" and all of a sudden you've signed up for a 10k which even the organisers describe as "undulating". Read mountainous if it's anything like his Stoke Row "gentle off-road duelathon!"

terence · 1 Dec 2011, 12:26 (Ref:2993942)

WIMP!!

midgetman · 1 Dec 2011, 13:29 (Ref:2993977)

YOU JOINING US TEL?????????????????

delta · 1 Dec 2011, 15:03 (Ref:2994003)

Last time I saw Jason he was not having a good time in Portimao. The conversation went something like this. "Get out the *!+^!:ing way".

**Tim Falce** · 1 Dec 2011, 16:07 (Ref:2994021)

Santa arrived today but the elves have hidden the sack he left

johngee · 1 Dec 2011, 16:14 (Ref:2994024)

Tell Clarkson - he'll have them take out and shot.

jminsh · 1 Dec 2011, 16:41 (Ref:2994029)

Quote:

Originally Posted by delta

Last time I saw Jason he was not having a good time in Portimao. The conversation went something like this. "Get out the *!+^!:ing way".

The sun must have been reflecting off your head and stopping me changing my wheel.

Going back to your comments on my hair cut and all your catalogues that arrived with you !! did you notice the special Rowley hair products on the Auto glym polish page.

GORDON STREETER · 1 Dec 2011, 17:07 (Ref:2994041)

Round two ! While you are all sitting there doing nothing pick your right foot off the ground and move it round in a clockwise direction, now with your right hand draw a number six in the air and see what happens to your foot !!!!

terence · 1 Dec 2011, 17:49 (Ref:2994049)

Right,done that, what next? Jason,I'm sure that if the Delta crew were making comment's,they would have been complimentary.

terence · 2 Dec 2011, 10:35 (Ref:2994315)

Quote:

Originally Posted by midgetman

YOU JOINING US TEL?????????????????

No Engine! No Chance.

License arrived this morning,anyone else had theirs in record time?

MGDavid · 2 Dec 2011, 12:17 (Ref:2994361)

yes mine and my son's both came yesterday; credit where it's due, MSA are very efficient with the licence process.

**Tim Falce** · 2 Dec 2011, 12:35 (Ref:2994367)

I have my medical in 20 minutes so I'll expect my licence back by Tuesday.

terence · 2 Dec 2011, 13:03 (Ref:2994376)

Waiting with bated breath.

Brian A · 2 Dec 2011, 13:47 (Ref:2994396)

I applied on-line yesterday (saved the cost of a stamp....every little bit helps towards next years racing budget). E-mail arrived at 10.30 this morning saying that my licence has already been sent.

Really have to commend the efficiency of the MSA.

midgetman · 2 Dec 2011, 13:51 (Ref:2994398)

So can you apply online even if you need a medical Brian?

Brian A · 2 Dec 2011, 15:45 (Ref:2994429)

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Originally Posted by midgetman

So can you apply online even if you need a medical Brian?

You can if your latest medical is within one year. I had my medical for the 2011 licence done at Race Retro in February so it is still valid. If yours is more than a year old, you'll have to get the form filled by a doctor and send this in as normal. But if you leave it until the new year, you'll then be able to use it for 2013 - unless they change the process in the meantime.

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