Cold war ... II?

[NME]

It looks like Paul Stoddart and Gian Carlo Minardi are trying very hard to revive the Cold War atmosphere at Faenza.
After Bryan Herta they are now testing Towsend Bell as a potential full-time driver for 03. On the other side they are working closely with russian gas giant GAZPROM in order to bring Sergei Zlobin all the way up to F1 (another Alex Yoong?!).
I just cant wait to see the UN deciding on economic blockade to russia based on some kamikaze overtaking from IceMan Zlobin to BeachBoy Bell.

I can already hear Bush on the subject: "This could have been a great day for America, our nation's hopes were dashed by that siberian maniac's damned move on our beloved BeachBoy. We urge the UN to take action on those evil Kremlin guys that we take care of the promoters of such outrage ... Mr.Bin Stoddart and Mr.Saddam Minardi"