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Old 20 Dec 2014, 21:25 (Ref:3486765)   #51
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There are some truly shocking puns on this thread. I re fuse to accept that the should be an element of this forum.

Bauble. Who is a proper 'live wire'.
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Old 21 Dec 2014, 08:37 (Ref:3486839)   #53
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Has Vince Cable been asked for his opinion?
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Old 21 Dec 2014, 08:48 (Ref:3486841)   #54
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Are you positive?
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Old 21 Dec 2014, 15:26 (Ref:3486903)   #56
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No way!

Because I want to know if the races are run in series, or if they are run in parallel. In short I need to know what sparked the whole thing of, and who is giving them a plug. Why for three pins I'd write to the mains man in power.

Surrender? Never, not while there is still a charge left.
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these puns are making me laugh so much I think i'm going to di.....ode.
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Old 21 Dec 2014, 17:50 (Ref:3486923)   #61
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these puns are making me laugh so much I think i'm going to di.....ode.
please try to resist the urge.

This is the forum for bonding and there is no single-phase to it hence the frequency in which the normal consumer is able to come back to earth.

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The cars won't race if it is a short circuit, because they are too hard on the asphalt in fact they are circuit breakers.

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You lot should be rounded up & put in the cells.

Seriously, though, carry on. I never thought a thread about Formula E could turn out interesting!
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I might try and listen to it all on my transister radio you wouldn't pun-ish someone for doing that.
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Sadly Clive and I are poles apart, he is in his element and has a terminal case of puns.

He also plays guitar like AC/DC.

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Lead me not into temptation Bob nor get your wires crossed, I've seen your flash gun! It's shocking!
If you've seen me flash, Clive, it is understandable you were shocked

I do wonder what phase you are at, and if can you flex your muscles, and do some light work, or whether you just coil up and dipole.

" ..... and the puns go on and on. "


Now what is this thread all about, again?
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Now what is this thread all about, again?
Who cares, it's far more interesting than the actual subject, and I'm quite positive about that.

Come on, Bauble, you're the poet, time for an Ode. Perhaps one about three female drivers, Ann, Cath and Di.
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Who cares, it's far more interesting than the actual subject, and I'm quite positive about that.

Come on, Bauble, you're the poet, time for an Ode. Perhaps one about three female drivers, Ann, Cath and Di.
An Ode Dyne Ode.

The roads of the City were silent, a hush settled over the crowd.
“Daddy has the race really started?” A child cried out all aloud.
“Be quiet,son.” Answered the father, as people said with a frown.
“We can’t hear the cars for your talking, so please your voices down.”
Then in to the expectant silence, came a swish, a hum and a purr.
Some bright coloured motors slipped by and nothing was heard but whir.

“Was that Di in lead, or Ann? “Oh! No I’m sure it was Cath at the front.”
But it seemed John Electric Vergne over cooked it and caused a multiple shunt.
Immediately the orange clad marsahls, that stout hearted body of men.
Leapt swiftly to action with buckets, brooms, shovels cement powder – but then!!!
That tall handsome devil called Wooley, shouted. “I see smoke and some sparks – it’s fire.
Grabbed a tin pail full of water, and dashed up as the flames grew higher and higher.

No need to relate what happened, as water and sparks never mix.
Poor John Electric Vergne electrocuted shone like an angel transfixed.
All at once the street lights flickered, computers and timing went black.
Then darkness enveloped the city and night fell all around the track.
And so it was that London’s innovation - a race for the new Formula E.
Was branded a flop by the papers because at the end nobody could see.


Dedicated to Danny Watts.


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Now what is this thread all about, again?
No idea, but nothing negative about E that's for sure.

however, it will be Far-a-day before you get me to accept them.
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Clive will remember this early electric car, in fact I'm pretty sure that his him at the back.
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Clive will remember this early electric car, in fact I'm pretty sure that his him at the back.
Which IS the back?

p.s. is that a VOLTSwagen?
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I knew I could rely on your literary talents, Mr Bauble. A work of genius. We should get you on the One show so you can plug your poetry book.
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