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24 Dec 2016, 01:41 (Ref:3698207)
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Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year
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If you don’t know who I am talking about, why do you care so much about whether I name them or not?
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24 Dec 2016, 02:49 (Ref:3698209)
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Same to you GTR and everyone else out there have a safe and happy Christmas.
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24 Dec 2016, 03:43 (Ref:3698213)
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Merry Christmas all. Have a great day.
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Put the V8 back in V8 Supercars
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24 Dec 2016, 05:57 (Ref:3698224)
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Merry Christmas everyone.
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either
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24 Dec 2016, 07:43 (Ref:3698229)
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Merry Christmas and a very happy new year to everyone, including my father there to Australia.
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“Fernando Alonso has revealed that he would like to contest the 24 Hours of Le Mans, the world’s oldest and most famous sports car race"
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24 Dec 2016, 08:19 (Ref:3698233)
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Merry Christmas Everyone.
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24 Dec 2016, 10:23 (Ref:3698245)
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Bah Humbug! Nah - hope you all have a wonderful Christmas with an awesome 2017 to come.
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“We’re far from having too much horsepower…[m]y definition of too much horsepower is when all four wheels are spinning in every gear.” ― Mark Donohue
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31 Dec 2016, 08:29 (Ref:3699278)
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Race Official 1% Club
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If you don’t know who I am talking about, why do you care so much about whether I name them or not?
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24 Dec 2017, 07:44 (Ref:3788956)
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Merry Christmas one and all
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If you don’t know who I am talking about, why do you care so much about whether I name them or not?
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24 Dec 2017, 10:55 (Ref:3788982)
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Have a great day kids.
Stay safe and enjoy with your family and friends.
Cheers from Perth Western Australia
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GO Hard or GO Home
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24 Dec 2017, 19:33 (Ref:3789064)
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Happy Festive Season and a Safe and Healthy 2018 to all.
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"The unfortunate thing about the changes coming in next year is that they are all restrictions" : Adrian Newey.
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25 Dec 2017, 07:30 (Ref:3789098)
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NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN:
Please be advised that all employees planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.
Benches, stools and orthopedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night.
While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all facility users are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks. The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that prior to shining his/her glory all around s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.
Following last year’s well publicised case, everyone is advised that EC legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr. R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.
While it is acknowledged that gift-bearing is commonly practised in various parts of the world, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded under provisions of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. Further, caution is advised regarding other common gifts, such as aromatic resins that may initiate allergic reactions.
Finally, in the recent case of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly.
Compliance of these guidelines is advised in order for you to fully participate with the festive spirit.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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25 Dec 2017, 22:38 (Ref:3789141)
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Join Date: May 2004
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Merry Christmas all.
hope some motorsport related presents arrived under the tree for you
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Put the V8 back in V8 Supercars
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28 Dec 2017, 01:03 (Ref:3789385)
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A Merry Burnout to you all, and Happy New set of tyres!!
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