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Old 5 Jun 2004, 22:16 (Ref:995004)   #1
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Another caption competition
Here we go again. Oulton today.

"Yes sir, you have cr@pped yourself"



I have some even more hilarious shots of this incident, but I'll keep those for another time.
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Old 5 Jun 2004, 22:34 (Ref:995011)   #2
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Hmmm found your gear shift lever.......you're right, it did come loose....
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Old 5 Jun 2004, 22:36 (Ref:995013)   #3
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And... cough!
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Old 5 Jun 2004, 22:37 (Ref:995015)   #4
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Now Sir, remember the basics...
Mirror
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Impact!
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Old 5 Jun 2004, 22:38 (Ref:995017)   #5
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Gottle-O-Gear!
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Old 5 Jun 2004, 22:38 (Ref:995018)   #6
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On the back of the drivers overalls.
Pull String For Lame Excuse*

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Old 6 Jun 2004, 07:00 (Ref:995145)   #7
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i think ive just found out i got piles
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Old 6 Jun 2004, 11:14 (Ref:995251)   #8
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i dont know how u going get that stain off that seat
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Old 6 Jun 2004, 11:15 (Ref:995252)   #9
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excuse me driver u have left your pork pie
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Old 6 Jun 2004, 12:32 (Ref:995294)   #10
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1200Datto27 has a lot of promise if they can keep it on the circuit!
Shouldn't it actually be, "Yes Maam"?
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Old 6 Jun 2004, 20:11 (Ref:995490)   #11
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I think you'll find for a Le Mans start you should be facing your car.
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Old 6 Jun 2004, 21:36 (Ref:995573)   #12
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Old 7 Jun 2004, 08:38 (Ref:995908)   #13
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Where's my guide dog !!
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Old 7 Jun 2004, 14:08 (Ref:996228)   #14
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Car's Ok but I need winding up and have been told marshals are ideal for winding drivers up. Key is just above my ar...,
" Its ok mate I got it"
I was going to say its above my arm???
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Old 7 Jun 2004, 14:37 (Ref:996268)   #15
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Old 7 Jun 2004, 15:25 (Ref:996302)   #16
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Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!
Excuse me driver, but what's that blow up doll doing in the passengers seat?
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Old 7 Jun 2004, 16:10 (Ref:996340)   #17
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You wanted the race shortened !! and still run out of petrol!!!
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Old 7 Jun 2004, 17:30 (Ref:996444)   #18
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We dont do valet parking here sir.
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Old 7 Jun 2004, 17:40 (Ref:996449)   #19
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Now I'm sure I left my pie round here somewhere!!
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Old 7 Jun 2004, 17:52 (Ref:996462)   #20
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Sorry mate you can't park it here, more than me jobs worth.
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Old 7 Jun 2004, 21:10 (Ref:996665)   #21
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You said it!
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Old 8 Jun 2004, 11:46 (Ref:997165)   #22
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Nasty rip Sir, but I imagine that with rest and stitches, it'll be OK.
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Old 8 Jun 2004, 18:33 (Ref:997617)   #23
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- So yer co-driver did that with the routebook, eh?

- I've never seen a HANS device installed there.

- I know we've had trouble with Marshall retention.
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Old 8 Jun 2004, 19:34 (Ref:997674)   #24
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Take it to garage 39 my man
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