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Old 9 Sep 2007, 20:18 (Ref:2007904)   #1
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Mark Mitchell should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridMark Mitchell should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridMark Mitchell should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridMark Mitchell should be qualifying in the top 3 on the grid
Anglesey Or Bust!

Just after Lunch today at Anglesey, Kaybee came up to me on post and said "Mark, I've Done A Stupid Thing!"

Now then, any guesses what that might have been?

(Clues......it happened on the way back to post, and needed a Doctor)






PS - Kaybee dared me to post this!
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Old 9 Sep 2007, 20:23 (Ref:2007907)   #2
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Just after Lunch today at Anglesey, Kaybee came up to me on post and said "Mark, I've Done A Stupid Thing!"

Now then, any guesses what that might have been?

(Clues......it happened on the way back to post, and needed a Doctor)






PS - Kaybee dared me to post this!


Mark is there another clue in the thread title?
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Old 9 Sep 2007, 20:25 (Ref:2007909)   #3
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At her age it's the only way she'll get groped!
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Old 9 Sep 2007, 20:28 (Ref:2007915)   #4
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Did she stab Dave to death?

Well I guess that she may have zipped something? I almost did last night I was sooo tired.

(I'm sorry, no offence to anyone meant!)
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Old 9 Sep 2007, 21:04 (Ref:2007947)   #5
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Did she stab Dave to death?
Dave has now posted so it isn't that!
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Old 9 Sep 2007, 22:50 (Ref:2008041)   #6
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she tripped over her hand bag and broke her leg
or her rag doll fell out of the bag and broke off a leg
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Old 10 Sep 2007, 06:16 (Ref:2008170)   #7
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she dropped her handbag on her toe,causing the doll to fall out roll in front of a car,and got squashed.
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Old 10 Sep 2007, 10:18 (Ref:2008334)   #8
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Was going to post a suggestion but decided it was a bit dodgy especially as my name and picture are to the left...... but then.... oh what the hell

Bra strap broke and foot got crushed?
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Old 10 Sep 2007, 11:20 (Ref:2008408)   #9
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Bra strap broke and foot got crushed?
You're warm!
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Old 10 Sep 2007, 11:35 (Ref:2008427)   #10
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Ermmmmmmmm waved handbag instead of flag?
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Old 10 Sep 2007, 15:11 (Ref:2008573)   #11
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she tripped over her hand bag and broke her leg
or her rag doll fell out of the bag and broke off a leg
MiniKayBee, my knitted mascot, is fine although she nearly got a soaking from the bottle of water in the bag.

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Ermmmmmmmm waved handbag instead of flag?
It happened on the way back to the post after I'd seen Mr Flying Muppet and colleagues waiting for the Doctor.
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Old 10 Sep 2007, 15:24 (Ref:2008588)   #12
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For a minute there Kaybee, I thought you were going to have a guess!!
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Old 10 Sep 2007, 16:41 (Ref:2008645)   #13
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For a minute there Kaybee, I thought you were going to have a guess!!
She'd probably have got it wrong!
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Old 10 Sep 2007, 21:38 (Ref:2008872)   #14
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Bra strap broke and foot got crushed?
That was a brave guess!!!
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Old 10 Sep 2007, 22:21 (Ref:2008907)   #15
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dropped your handbag on your foot?
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Old 11 Sep 2007, 06:19 (Ref:2009045)   #16
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She'd probably have got it wrong!
Ooooohhhh, Harsh!
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Old 11 Sep 2007, 11:39 (Ref:2009260)   #17
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So............ when do we find out the real answer?
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Old 11 Sep 2007, 20:44 (Ref:2009702)   #18
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well i.ll have another go......dam this is difficult...i know the wind caused kaybees hat to blow back,but being strapped to her head,pulled her head backwards,causing her to lose balance,fall over,and land in the lap of a driver who(still in the car) had just spun off.the impact caused the driver to jolt forward,hitting his helmet on kaybee,s head rendering her unconscious.
anything other than that would be totaly unbelieveable
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Old 11 Sep 2007, 21:00 (Ref:2009713)   #19
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well i.ll have another go......dam this is difficult...i know the wind caused kaybees hat to blow back,but being strapped to her head,pulled her head backwards,causing her to lose balance,fall over,and land in the lap of a driver who(still in the car) had just spun off.the impact caused the driver to jolt forward,hitting his helmet on kaybee,s head rendering her unconscious.
anything other than that would be totaly unbelieveable
Andy........You are spot on!!
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Old 11 Sep 2007, 21:18 (Ref:2009728)   #20
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HOOOOOOOORAY..........i win
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Old 13 Sep 2007, 13:11 (Ref:2011158)   #21
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Let's just say that "they" cushioned the fall and the cream worked a treat on the nipple rash.
Not a guess, but as close to the truth as you are going to get without actually saying squashed tits
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she was running at the side of the track her tong elastic snapped and shot 42 seagulls as the flew past
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