Kick Those Shoes Off and Relax. It's the Delta 2017 Tea Break

[bauble]

Originally Posted by delta

Ah so we are getting close for that works test then Max.

Lord! I only hope that Max is not bringing up another Hamilton, Verstappen boy wonder.

[bauble]

Originally Posted by midgetman

With apologies to Bauble for boring him with motor racing related stuff on a motor racing forum....

...MiniMM has just had his medical for his race licence, cost him £51 and took place at the local truck stop. Well worth investigating if you don't need ECG etc:

http://www.doctorsonwheels.co.uk/

No need to apologise, Max, you know all of this stuff fascinates me. What colour is his helmet?

[midgetman]

Originally Posted by delta

Ah so we are getting close for that works test then Max.

Ah yes, ARDS test first week in August.

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[midgetman]

Originally Posted by bauble

No need to apologise, Max, you know all of this stuff fascinates me. What colour is his helmet?

Ooerr missus.....I was trying to avoid the double entendre but then you gave me one.

It's a white Koden, thanks for asking. Bet you wish you hadn't now.

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[VIVA GT]

Originally Posted by midgetman

Ooerr missus.....I was trying to avoid the double entendre but then you gave me one.

It's a white Koden, thanks for asking. Bet you wish you hadn't now.

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Adeptly dealt with, well done that man!

[bauble]

Originally Posted by VIVA GT

Adeptly dealt with, well done that man!

Clearly I am in the dark here, I have no idea what you are on about. Double entrees?

Far too subtle for simple chap like myself.

[terence]

Subject of ecg's,do you still need them in the uk?
All we need do over here is have an eye test,at a prescribed optitions (of course)

[John Elwin]

Originally Posted by terence

Subject of ecg's,do you still need them in the uk?
All we need do over here is have an eye test,at a prescribed optitions (of course)

I think you've just failed that one Terence - should have gone to the opticians!

[bauble]

Originally Posted by John Elwin

I think you've just failed that one Terence - should have gone to the opticians!

Or even Spec Savers.

[VIVA GT]

Originally Posted by bauble

Or even Spec Savers.

Why would he need someone else to save his specifications?

[bauble]

Originally Posted by VIVA GT

Why would he need someone else to save his specifications?

Shame on you Viva for your somewhat indelicate post, I believe the subject of Max's 'specifications' is not a fit subject for discussion on a public forum.
You should know that we have members of a delicate disposition who frequent Delta's Tea Break, Mike, John, Terence. Why! Delta himself even is unaccustomed to matters of such a personal nature being bandied about is so cavalier a fashion (Vauxhall jokes are forbidden.)

No doubt Mrs Max will have view of this, as well as his specifications.

I expect a pubic apology in short order.

[VIVA GT]

Originally Posted by bauble

Shame on you Viva for your somewhat indelicate post, I believe the subject of Max's 'specifications' is not a fit subject for discussion on a public forum.
You should know that we have members of a delicate disposition who frequent Delta's Tea Break, Mike, John, Terence. Why! Delta himself even is unaccustomed to matters of such a personal nature being bandied about is so cavalier a fashion (Vauxhall jokes are forbidden.)

No doubt Mrs Max will have view of this, as well as his specifications.

I expect a pubic apology in short order.

Mistake or meant?

[bauble]

Originally Posted by VIVA GT

Mistake or meant?

I lave you to decide.

[356sc]

Originally Posted by bauble

I expect a pubic apology in short order.

I thought you said Max's specifications were not a fit subject for a public forum?!

[VIVA GT]

Originally Posted by bauble

I lave you to decide.

So, I now have to decide if you are illiterate and are telling me that you love me too?

[Mike Bell]

Originally Posted by terence

Subject of ecg's,do you still need them in the uk?
All we need do over here is have an eye test

No ECG for an International licence?

If so, presumably the 'powers that be' are worried that racing will die out due to the amount of more mature drivers not being able to pass the Stress ECG!

[Gerard C]

No ECG here either, you're just recommended to have one every two years. And new for 2017 if you've been licensed before just just need a favorable advice form the doctor not a complete check up as was the case. As you say Mike, very few accidents and when someone dies its because he his too old or suffers a heart attack…

[356sc]

Originally Posted by Gerard C

No ECG here either, you're just recommended to have one every two years. And new for 2017 if you've been licensed before just just need a favorable advice form the doctor not a complete check up as was the case. As you say Mike, very few accidents and when someone dies its because he his too old or suffers a heart attack…

Does that apply to an international licence as well?

I did wonder how some of the drivers we see at the PA events were getting past any type of medical?!!!

[Mike Bell]

Originally Posted by 356sc

I did wonder how some of the drivers we see at the PA events were getting past any type of medical?!!!

Yes, that does answer a few questions......

[midgetman]

Looks like we all need to run on furrin' licences, me 'andsomes. Save us a bit of wonga.

Trust Bauble to bring delicate members into this.

[John Elwin]

Originally Posted by midgetman

Looks like we all need to run on furrin' licences, me 'andsomes. Save us a bit of wonga.

Trust Bauble to bring delicate members into this.

He's not called Bauble without good reason!!

[bauble]

Hang on, chaps . I woz Viva wot started it, turning an innocent debate on myopia in to a sleazy discussion of matters personal to Max.

Now why is he called Max in the first place?

When the midwife delivered me she took one look and said Oh it's just a bauble.

Maybe in Max's case it was a somewhat different reaction.

[Gerard C]

Originally Posted by 356sc

Does that apply to an international licence as well?

Yes it does obviously! About your and Mike's comment, I do agree of course if you mean they need a shrink too.
But hang on our instances are probably preparing a super licence (supper lie sens?) and will teach us very shortly how to drive a classic. It won't take long if it can bring extra money.
Imagine that some are allowed to drive sideways, the others not?
They can come anytime, at my age the list of bad excuses is endless And at my age the list of good excuses is forgotten !!

[VIVA GT]

Originally Posted by bauble

Hang on, chaps . I woz Viva wot started it, turning an innocent debate on myopia in to a sleazy discussion of matters personal to Max.

Now why is he called Max in the first place?

When the midwife delivered me she took one look and said Oh it's just a bauble.

Maybe in Max's case it was a somewhat different reaction.

I could take issue with a number of statements made here young sir but I do believe that impersonating another forum member (or just insinuating that you are/were another forum member) is a punishable offence!
(Please also note the way I specifically inserted the word 'forum' before the word following it to prevent any additional smutty innuendo!)

[bauble]

Originally Posted by VIVA GT

I could take issue with a number of statements made here young sir but I do believe that impersonating another forum member (or just insinuating that you are/were another forum member) is a punishable offence!
(Please also note the way I specifically inserted the word 'forum' before the word following it to prevent any additional smutty innuendo!)

Alright, somehow, for some reason my normally exquisite English has suffered a few lapses of late, posts riddled with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors, causing me to look foolish here.

Please accept my sincere apologies,

Booble.