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18 Jan 2004, 22:18 (Ref:842736)
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If your race sim car could talk, what would it say?
This is a really stupid thread and will probably die very quickly, but I'm in one those silly moods tonight.
 In GPL: Lotus Me: "You're really fast and I'm grateful for that, but why do you want to put me in the trees all the time?" Lotus: "Because I'm a lean, green life-reducing machine!" Honda Honda: "I think I want to spin." Me: "Oh you do do you?" Honda: "Yes. Aren't you going to do anything?" Me: "I'm thinking about it." Honda: "Are you sure you don't want to do something about it?" Me: "Oh go on then. By the way, why can't you go any faster?" Honda: "I've spent days styling my exhausts. I want people to see them." Sorry.. 
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Successfully crashing a probe into the moon is like saying you successfully swam the English Channel by having your corpse wash up on the beach. 
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18 Jan 2004, 22:29 (Ref:842748)
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 Pure class Spud. That lotus one is really funny Let's see then. BRM Me: Toot, toot, we're off! BRM: Hishhhhhshshhhhh *steam billows from exhausts* huff........................huff...........................huff.....................huff............ ...huff........huff...huff..huffhuffhuffhuffhuffhuffhuffhuffhuffhuffhuffhuffuffufuuffuufffffffffffff fffffffffgggrrrroooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllllllooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwggrrrllllll lllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last edited by pirenzo; 18 Jan 2004 at 22:29. |
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18 Jan 2004, 22:33 (Ref:842755)
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Good one p.
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Successfully crashing a probe into the moon is like saying you successfully swam the English Channel by having your corpse wash up on the beach.
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18 Jan 2004, 22:38 (Ref:842760)
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 Cooper Me: Do you accept your mission to run as quicky as your tiny little legs will allow to yonder finish line? Cooper: *in bluebottle voice* eeeeeeeeeeooooooo, aahhheaiirah. I dooo! I dooo, yesh, i akshept my vewy shpeshawl mishon, yes i doooo, weheeeeeeeii!! |
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19 Jan 2004, 02:13 (Ref:842881)
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Me: okay eagle we're gonna take this one, i'll be smooth and right on with the shifts and aim in the right direction
Eagle: let's show those Imperialists what a yankee can do...oh look an armco over that hill- i wanna look close- dpn't try to steer me i need to see the armco. me: We're gonna do it this time- pole position and race time- these guys will be sucking pipes. let's win Ferrari: 'what? you-ah wanna win eh? lemme tell you ah what ah i wanna ah do-ah, we going to rip-ah offa da start and go-ah sideahways for half the stariaght while we lay the power through-ah de wheelz, den we-ah go huntem down and clip dem by-ah daa wheeelz and as dey go-ah speeneeng we go by eaasee and then we-ah win -eh? BWAAATBRRREAAARAH REAAAHH" |
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19 Jan 2004, 22:33 (Ref:843257)
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Anyone else wanna have a go?
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20 Jan 2004, 08:25 (Ref:843645)
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All my GPL cars would say,
"You're wasted here mate..... Not really......
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20 Jan 2004, 09:00 (Ref:843678)
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Me: Bloody hell this is difficult
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20 Jan 2004, 10:58 (Ref:843815)
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not GPL but my Ferrari Enzo on Project Gotham 2 would say
"look you stupid idiot, you dont take the corner THAT fast, there's no way you've ever got round there like that" Last edited by Smokey 6 litre; 20 Jan 2004 at 10:58. |
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20 Jan 2004, 13:29 (Ref:844018)
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I think any car of mine in GPL would probably say at the start of every race - "Are you planning to join the rest of the cars when they start, or will you try and make up the two seconds you lost a little later?"......
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20 Jan 2004, 13:54 (Ref:844057)
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GPL to .. me .. get a wheel
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21 Jan 2004, 17:25 (Ref:845640)
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My ICR2 car...."ouch!"
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29 Jan 2004, 09:54 (Ref:854843)
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pgr2 again,at the Nurburgring...look mum, no wheels!
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29 Jan 2004, 13:28 (Ref:855121)
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Scooby on CM04: "I don't care if you have to push me, just get through the stage without hitting anything."
Me: "I can't help it!" Mechanics on seeing what's left of my car limping into service: "Not again! I'd better be getting paid overtime for this." Last edited by Hobson; 29 Jan 2004 at 13:29. |
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30 Jan 2004, 12:46 (Ref:856325)
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Ford Mustang 2+2 fastback, "loomk the way your driving i should've been made a waltzer!"
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30 Jan 2004, 13:33 (Ref:856384)
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Any car in GPL: Holy ****, not him! (I'm horrible)
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2 Feb 2004, 08:30 (Ref:859805)
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"idiot, brake earlier!"
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3 Feb 2004, 16:36 (Ref:861531)
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Any GPL car at the Nurburgring:
Me: "C'mon then. Let's go!" Car: "Are you out of your mind?? I'm not going out there!" Me: "What's the problem? You're a racing car for crying out loud!" Car: "Look, I've got 400+ bhp connected to the tarmac with cross-ply tyres that have the friction coefficient of pulling a greased stick out of a cow's arse. I'm fragile and its YOU behind the wheel!" Me: "Well you can't go by yourself!" Car: "No, but if I would I could! Unfortunately, being 1967 my 'electronics' are my HT leads, but I'm sure that if we were in the 1980's when we will have moon bases and all that then I would be able to drive myself! Me: "So what do you want me to do about it?" Car: "At least go and practice in the BRM first. It's crying out to be put out of it's misery." Last edited by Spudgun; 3 Feb 2004 at 16:40. |
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3 Feb 2004, 16:53 (Ref:861552)
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lol
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4 Feb 2004, 00:10 (Ref:862059)
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Panoz RoadsterS in Sports Car GT.....
Panoz: WOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BC: What's that? Can't hear you, I'm a bit mutton jeff! |
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4 Feb 2004, 01:39 (Ref:862135)
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any car in gpl
me "so, you can go good in a straight line?" it "yup" me "how are your brakes?" it "ive got some" me "now for the really important part ... can you turn?" it "pfft! see that spot on the outside wall? get on the gas and ill understeer you right into it." me "erm?" it "remember that same spot?" me "erm?" it "if you try to use the brakes to help turn in, ill snap spin and well hit the same place. only this time with the rear. oh, if you arent on the gas, ill spin you just because youre a wuss. but, if your on the gas, the front end will wobble so bad ill destory the outside wheels on the gruad rail" me "so, erm ... and people like you?" it "dont be such a jealous b*tch!" |
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[she is something in me, that i despise ... she isnt real, i cant make her real.] vermilion part 1 - slipknot
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4 Feb 2004, 01:55 (Ref:862148)
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mine would say
"Buy me a faster CPU you tight bugger" 
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7 Feb 2004, 15:56 (Ref:866410)
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actually no, itd be "you need broadband"
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[she is something in me, that i despise ... she isnt real, i cant make her real.] vermilion part 1 - slipknot
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7 Feb 2004, 20:35 (Ref:866572)
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I'm sorry, i appear to have come to the wrong mental asylum.....
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