I like to race 1 legged female dwarves.

[shrapnel]

After progressing through the lower formulae of cats, slow minded children and impotent executives my fellow champions race one another over strenuous distances, up hills and through dog guarded gardens.
Last season I joined the mary-beth team. Mary beth lost her leg fishing for shrimps in Galway bay and has improved no end aerodynamically since last season. I made her shave her head and cut off her hands. her ears still proved necessary in the wind tunnel for downforce and my grip.
Worls champ is Dennis Mitchell, the athlete. His dwarf is called josephine and cries during all her races. I'll be champ this year though!!

[Invader]

Much too funny to consider this one being in poor taste
Any complaints need go over my head.

[This message has been edited by Invader (edited 10 March 2000).]