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"So ... you were dancing around like this and then got run over by the truck painting the pit lane ... ??"
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Ralf fan, I think you'll find they've spent all their money on F1 drives.
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Knowlesy Tell that to the guy in the white paint..... Im not the one wearing nothing and dancing like 2 year olds....
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Can someone tell me just what the hell that guy is doing anyways?
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Rumours of minardis third driver seat going to the highest bidder, rather than ability and experience were wide of the mark.
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The drivers put their hands up half-heartedly as they all wish they were driving for him
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We cross live to auditions for this year's big television hit ........ Formula One Queer Eye for a Straight Guy.
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(Minardi Drivers) They said if we do this, we can drive this weekend...
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i wonder if THIS will get by the 10/10ths censors...
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Both the Minardi drivers soon found the locals shared there love of 80's all girl group The Bangles
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Minardi announce new African Teapot sponsers.
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It then hit them the dancing had distracted them from competing in the grand-prix. The evil mind of Mr Stoddart again, had provailed over that of the drivers...
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