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Old 2 Mar 2005, 16:34 (Ref:1240213)   #1
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 16:35 (Ref:1240218)   #2
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 16:36 (Ref:1240220)   #3
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 16:43 (Ref:1240229)   #4
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 16:55 (Ref:1240243)   #5
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 17:00 (Ref:1240250)   #6
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 17:10 (Ref:1240263)   #7
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Ralf fan, I think you'll find they've spent all their money on F1 drives.
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 17:16 (Ref:1240269)   #8
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 17:16 (Ref:1240270)   #9
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Knowlesy Tell that to the guy in the white paint..... Im not the one wearing nothing and dancing like 2 year olds....

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Old 2 Mar 2005, 17:18 (Ref:1240272)   #10
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Can someone tell me just what the hell that guy is doing anyways?

Has he been sunbathing whilst wearing a waistcoat?
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 20:30 (Ref:1240402)   #11
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Rumours of minardis third driver seat going to the highest bidder, rather than ability and experience were wide of the mark.
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 22:04 (Ref:1240531)   #12
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 22:05 (Ref:1240535)   #13
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 22:05 (Ref:1240537)   #14
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The drivers put their hands up half-heartedly as they all wish they were driving for him
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 22:07 (Ref:1240539)   #15
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 22:09 (Ref:1240542)   #16
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The drivers put their hands up half-heartedly as they all wish they were driving for him
When questioned further, it appears they ACTUALLY wish he would let them drive this weekend.

The non-GP driver suggests Mr Todt stole his girlfriend.
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Old 2 Mar 2005, 23:34 (Ref:1240609)   #17
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Old 3 Mar 2005, 00:20 (Ref:1240624)   #18
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(Minardi Drivers) They said if we do this, we can drive this weekend...
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Old 3 Mar 2005, 04:24 (Ref:1240725)   #19
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i wonder if THIS will get by the 10/10ths censors...
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Old 3 Mar 2005, 07:05 (Ref:1240792)   #20
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Old 3 Mar 2005, 11:32 (Ref:1241040)   #21
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Old 3 Mar 2005, 11:42 (Ref:1241051)   #22
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i wonder if THIS will get by the 10/10ths censors...
It is fine, they must have read the FAQ first. Even Minardi can conform to those rules
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Old 3 Mar 2005, 11:42 (Ref:1241052)   #23
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i wonder if THIS will get by the 10/10ths censors...
Well that's definitely the winner of Most Paranoid Quote...
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Old 3 Mar 2005, 11:49 (Ref:1241056)   #24
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Hazza should be qualifying in the top 5 on the gridHazza should be qualifying in the top 5 on the gridHazza should be qualifying in the top 5 on the grid
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Old 3 Mar 2005, 11:56 (Ref:1241062)   #25
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