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Old 14 Feb 2009, 18:16 (Ref:2397530)   #8
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ThePenguin should be qualifying in the top 10 on the grid
Penguin Motorsports is back for 2009. After winning (stealing) the championship last year we are back to compete (win by all means possible) the chapionship this year.

Our Line up will be:

#8 Aric Almirola
#21 Bill Elliot
#28 Travis Kvapil
#34 John Andretti
Manufacturer: Ford (should Ford not make it to the end of the year, we will remove all of their stickers and replace them with Chinese flags.)

Sponsors: Obama's stimulus package, if that doesn't work we will fire one of our drivers and auction off the seat through Rod Blagojevich Inc. If that one also fails, we will begin to run a elaborate Ponzi scheme to make sure we have enough to finish off the season and pay our lawyers.

Good luck to all.
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