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NAME: Twodollarshop Racing
SPONSORS: Two Dollar Shop. SuperCheap Auto. Dollar General. Clint's Crazy Bargains. Kingfisher Beer.
DRIVERS:
Mark Winterbottom
Rick Kelly
MANUFACTURER: Tata.
Yeah, we're back. Whatever. Our Car of the Future Tatas are under construction in Mumbai, at our (third) World-class engineering facility. With such innovations as a beam axle with leaf springs, rear drum brakes and a four-speed gearbox with a column shift, we expect... something.
Our main innovation is our "Bollywood" cheer squad, with scantily-clad dancers who are busily practicing simultaneous patting the dog and changing the lighbulb.
See you in Adelaide.
Kramer
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