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Top 10 Signs that CART's CEO changed
10. Andrew Craig assigned off-island parking pass on Friday morning.
9. Andrew Craig's car towed out of off-island parking lot on Friday afternoon.
8. Resident curmudgeon Gordon Kirby seen smiling in the paddock.
7. U.E. "Pat" Patrick smiles, and contrary to popular believe, his face does not split in two as a result.
6. Jerry Forsythe not present on Belle Isle, but you can hear him smiling anyhow.
5. CART hospitality staff engages in the "Detroit Tea Party", dumps cases of Earl Grey into the river. Replaces them with kegs of Miller Lite.
4. CEO makes a joke on Sunday and folks actually laugh.
3. CART CFO Randy Dzierzawski is suddenly friendly to everyone.
2. Elf fuel truck ordered to be painted Shell yellow.
1. CART Licensed Products now sells Groucho Glasses.
I think Rahal would be an excellent choice, but would he sell his team to diplace any chance of favoritism charges? For that reason, Mario would be a good choice for all the above stated reasons.
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