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1. Vettel WDC by a small margin after a Merc engine failure because they keep running it to the extreme in quali. Everyone undeservedly hates on Vettel just like they did Nico... who continues to undeservedly get hated on because he hasn't dropped off the planet.

2. Bottas disappoints Merc enough for them to sign Ocon for 2019 before seasons end. Then Bottas wins a race and Ocon crashes into Perez.

3. Kimi fails to win a race again, but takes pole for Monaco. Much like Schumi's last season. Oh and another year goes by with the world still in the dark over Schumi's condition.

4. Leclerc trounces Ericsson but Ferrari are still too pu--y to replace Kimi, who stays with the team until 2025 before it's revealed he was in a gay "daddy-issues" relationship with Arrivabene. Both are fired.

5. Alonso wins WEC races, but fails to take the title, it's another season of battling over 7th in F1. Hartley beats him in Australia but Fred plays it down and starts talking about the the Indy 500.

6. Honda are more reliable than Renault, with Gasly and Hartley good solid drivers re-signing for 2019. Hartley says "I'm just enjoying life and having a good time" while taking bicycling holiday photos with his cute gf.

7. Sirotkin beats Stroll in points, but finish 2nd to last in Constructors. The media continue to harp on about Kubica who finally disappears after not getting the drive in 2019. He tries FE, re-united with his old team mate, but isn't quick enough anymore.

8. The Verstappen/Ricc relationship sours after another incident of aggressive driving from MV resulting in Ricc in the gravel and Ricc sick of being beaten by a team mate. But nowhere else to go so he stays at RB another season for 2019.

9. Both RB drivers win at least 1 race but the Renault is an unreliable POS by seasons end and Verstappen runs his mouth worse than Alonso. He's ****ed that Ocon gets the 2019 Merc seat... which blossoms into a big 2020's decade of rivalry to match Prost/Senna and helps F1 stay relevant.

10. I barely watch the Japanese GP because Bathurst is far more exciting, which SM wins by the way but has the T8's all over his ass. He joins the Nascar programme in 2019. Dummybrell screws up JW's Bathurst race.