I am breathlessly awaiting the standard statement from the Penske Brothers detailing their sorrow for this one-time lapse in judgment and sorrow for any misunderstanding.
Left unexplained is how anyone could misunderstand urinating on a car/person, hitting them in the face with a cell phone, yelling absurd statements and trying to break into an apartment while fleeing the scene.
I am sure that these fine young men have never ever, no not once done any of these things before. It is almost a shame they weren't driving as I don't suppose anyone got their blood alcohol level...
Free The Penske Brothers!
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