Mais c'est la France, mon cher Michael! En prime et free of charge, vous allez avoir le beau temps et le chant des cigales…
By the way, you can tell me the registration number of your white Volvo, I still have some relatives living in the Gendarmerie!
You went through once with no issue, lets see about your legendary luck! We need your money, foreigner!
More seriously, have fun, enjoy your weekend.