I’d have gone with the simple “Alonso wins Le Mans!” On the cover. Massive letters. With the sub headline “in some sort of car”. Mainly to annoy.
Hopefully it means more pick up a copy and experience our sport.
Although the real headline is that Ayesdasi and chunder agree on something.
More seriously. I’ve not read much of it, but so far it’s as good as the dedicated sportscar press in prose.