Mike, to help your understanding let me suggest a French translation. English gov' invest only 100 Million (soon to be Zloties) in view of a mass exodus to happen April. La dictature française is prepared to accept some migrants while le royaume de Belgique will only take the rich. Business wise a certain Johnny - could be John E - a well known dealer inflatable specialist - Zodiacs and Dolls all in stock, ask our better offers - says his business is going over the top.
Mike, may be, I say may be, you need a new decoder…
Brussels say the distance between England and Belgium will be reduced while the distance between England and other shores will be increased by decree and as if by magic.