Argghh!! It's the Cadwell Curse, I tells ya...!!
Hope Mr Frosty's OK...
Great report Chris! Well written, full of humour and not the least bit of resentment!
I know what I'd have said:
"Bloomin' pit crew... mumble.. mumble..! Call yerself a mechanic? Grr.. mumble.. mumble..!" 
Ahh, to be sure, Sir, you're a Gent, so ya are...
You sure you
really want me there at Oulton?
Oh. One more thing...
