|
Zoom Motorsport finished just outside the top 5 in 2017. Close but no cigar.
"It's our year this year, someone here has lost some weight (I think it was the receptionist but still) and despite the fact we're running Volvos, we've got a new Focus. {Bom Tsh} Our commitment is second to everyone." said team manager, El Guapo.
He also mentioned our new range of merchandise which apparently includes sweaters this year for the first time.
Two of our drivers had nothing to say at the launch, they just pulled their flat caps lower and grunted angrily about being made to wear a sweater. Tim however sat quietly in the corner mumbling about never making an impact. We assured him that we're all winners in this team even mid-pack journey men like himself. To back up our statement team manager El Guapo said he was glad Tim was still here.
NAME: Zoom Motorsport
MANUFACTURER: Volvo
SPONSORS: Fred Fern Bowls Centre; OPSM;
DRIVERS:
#3 Cam Waters - $0.8m
#32 Richie Stanaway - $0.6m
#322 Tim Blanchard - $0.6m
|