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Johnny: "Just look at the aerodynamic package that Minardi has... *sigh* That's how an F1 car should be..."
Mechanic: "Johnny... What the hell is in this box? Louise Goodman???" ![]() |
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Having realised that Jaguar's Internal Control has confiscated the case of booze he stashed in the footwell of his car, Johhny decided to destroy at least a bit of evidence.
OR "Allright, Johhny, where is it? We know you have a bottle of Glenfiddich here. C'mon, game over." "Slurp...Glen-what...hic...?" |
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Check the warmers!
BTW, could there be a more appropriate sponsor for the tyre-warmers? Spot on!
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JH: "I bet they wouldn't ignore me like this at CART!"
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Johnny "See I told you that paint was too bloody heavy!"
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I'll just put this coolbox in the boot for you Johnny.
So when the car conks out on the first lap you can park up and have a picnic. |
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Mechanics: "Okay, Johnny, we'll put this box in Eddie's footwell like you want -- where's that ticking sound coming from?"
Johnny: "I don't hear anything. I'm not even here." |
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With Johnny inebriated on Glenfiddich, Giancarlo Minardi seizes his chance and takes pin to rubber in an attempt to sabotage Jaguar's race.
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Johnny-"Look at the arse on that ..."
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"Squirt them with my straw.....do I or dont I? do I or dont I??"
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This is the future of Johhny at Jaguar
You see they are giving him the @rse |
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Are you SURE this is how you recharge gas bottles?
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"By sucking in this helium, not only will I look like a garden gnome, I'll also sound like one!"
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Johnny: I see you baby, shakin' that arse
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