Indy 500 Press Release: Champ Car Grid

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BRAND X RACING SERIES PRESS RELEASE: TEAM MRS. FIELDS PIES PENSKE BABE

Team Mrs. Fields Pies Penske Babe is overjoyed to announce that their pilots have made commendable inroads in qualifying for the Brand X Racing 500. Lead Pilot Gil de Ferran qualified fifth, which is first of all Champ Car pilots on the grid; second pilot Helio is in eleventh, and new boy Bruno - after a series of subtle and not-so-subtle threats - was permitted to give it a go and set a blinding time that would have been good enough for tenth place if the dice we rolled had come to rest a little sooner. We are very proud of our boys and have ordered new sunglasses, caps, and boots for all concerned. We have also ordered a sizeable supply of Lactaid tablets in case one of our pilots is forced to drink milk at any time.

We look forward to kicking butt and taking names, and caution all Brand X Pilots to wear their old helmets as they will probably get tire tracks on them this weekend.

Pedro "El Guapo" Morales
Press Officer
Team Mrs. Fields Pies Penske Babe.

"We ate all the pies! [with milk please]"