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Old 27 Jan 2011, 17:16 (Ref:2821399)   #351
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Yep. look thats me, yep there i am again. Did you see me that time..O and yea thats me in scrutineering.Enough.!!!!!!
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Old 27 Jan 2011, 17:33 (Ref:2821403)   #352
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Your'e all only jealous because they chose us not some hyped up overpriced series or what ever to represent what we do. And as for rides around the new 300 in my car dont worry I will have people queuing up to sample the delights of being driven round a brand new circuit in a V8 race car judging by the people who have asked me already. As for Lydden it wouldnt be so bad if I could get the thing into top gear around there!

On another natter subject, we have the CTCRC Awards Dinner and Dance this Saturday so looking forward to that, will be giving out the CadArt Best Presented Car of the Year award which will be a nice 34" x 24" mounted canvas print a prize worth having, and hopefully picking up a couple of pots myself.
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Old 27 Jan 2011, 17:41 (Ref:2821405)   #353
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Yep. look thats me, yep there i am again. Did you see me that time..O and yea thats me in scrutineering.Enough.!!!!!!
Very cruel.
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Old 27 Jan 2011, 18:23 (Ref:2821419)   #354
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Your'e all only jealous because they chose us not some hyped up overpriced series or what ever to represent what we do. And as for rides around the new 300 in my car dont worry I will have people queuing up to sample the delights of being driven round a brand new circuit in a V8 race car judging by the people who have asked me already. As for Lydden it wouldnt be so bad if I could get the thing into top gear around there!

On another natter subject, we have the CTCRC Awards Dinner and Dance this Saturday so looking forward to that, will be giving out the CadArt Best Presented Car of the Year award which will be a nice 34" x 24" mounted canvas print a prize worth having, and hopefully picking up a couple of pots myself.
Only joking Al. Hopefully I will be joining you at D&D next year.
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Old 27 Jan 2011, 18:32 (Ref:2821423)   #355
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I know don't worry Yeah I hope you will be I have put out a message to try to get you that picture of the linkage you require.
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Old 27 Jan 2011, 18:35 (Ref:2821424)   #356
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I know don't worry Yeah I hope you will be I have put out a message to try to get you that picture of the linkage you require.
Thanks Al. Im off home its blooming freezing. Got a heater in the workshop at home.BTW.Now have full set of Toyota rods.
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Old 27 Jan 2011, 19:22 (Ref:2821438)   #357
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I recycled the blown up microwave today, took the cover off and used the louvres as a windage tray in my sump! I call it 'Pie-Key' engineering!
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Old 27 Jan 2011, 22:00 (Ref:2821493)   #358
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Women!!!
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I was in Angouleme yesterday and I saw an English woman (I know she was English because I could understand what she was saying) with a T shirt that said:

"I may have lost my virginity but I still have the box that it came in"


The fairer sex are strange old things. I texted the above to my wife and her sister (who were clothes shopping) plus 3 other women who I know reasonably well.

None, I mean absoflippinlutely none, were impressed. I cannot understand it! The only thing I can come up with is that there is some sort of inuendo involved. Which they all get and I dont!
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Old 28 Jan 2011, 01:23 (Ref:2821556)   #359
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I was in Angouleme yesterday and I saw an English woman (I know she was English because I could understand what she was saying) with a T shirt that said:

"I may have lost my virginity but I still have the box that it came in"

Angouleme is "twinned" with Bury in Lancashire, where I went to grammar school........glad to see that we are still maintaining the cultural links.....
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Old 28 Jan 2011, 08:01 (Ref:2821633)   #360
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Angouleme is twinned with Bury? sounds like another white flag moment
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Old 28 Jan 2011, 08:31 (Ref:2821645)   #361
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Well SamD all I can offer on the subject was that as a young man growing up in the North West London area in the 60's a female's 'Box' was slang for her genital area. Hope that helps
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Old 28 Jan 2011, 08:40 (Ref:2821647)   #362
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Ah! I see. And here my mind was working along the cardboard variety.
Naiveté or what!
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Old 28 Jan 2011, 09:35 (Ref:2821669)   #363
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Angouleme is twinned with Bury? sounds like another white flag moment
also Le Mans is twinned with Bolton
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aside the race and circuit LeMans 'aint all that'

which state financed numpty dreams these relationships up? and why?

I could see the logic in twinning say Stockport with Stockton on Tees . . . 2 **** holes togehter in perfect harmony!
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Old 28 Jan 2011, 10:39 (Ref:2821703)   #365
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Waaahaaay. I'm a real injuneer now. I just got a digital micrometer from ebay. a real expensive one. (about a tenner)

My mobile phone is 46.01mm wide
My mouse is 38.1mm deep

Ok, now what do I measure?
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Old 28 Jan 2011, 10:41 (Ref:2821704)   #366
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Probably same as I bought not bad for the dosh are they? I also have 6 inches but I don't use it as a rule.
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Old 28 Jan 2011, 11:09 (Ref:2821717)   #367
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My mouse is 38.1mm deep

Ok, now what do I measure?
Did you keep the box that it came in?
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And on the subject of T shirt slogans/bumper stickers, how about:



"JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah who shoots and SCORES!"
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Old 28 Jan 2011, 11:58 (Ref:2821748)   #369
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Waaahaaay. I'm a real injuneer now. I just got a digital micrometer from ebay. a real expensive one. (about a tenner)

My mobile phone is 46.01mm wide
My mouse is 38.1mm deep

Ok, now what do I measure?
How about the box it came in now you know what it is.
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Old 28 Jan 2011, 12:27 (Ref:2821766)   #370
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Angouleme is "twinned" with Bury in Lancashire, where I went to grammar school........glad to see that we are still maintaining the cultural links.....
I can go better than that, my home town is twinned with Le Mans.
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Don't encourage him Peter, he'll be asking about cherries next

Arthur has an 'insect day' so no school today . . . . we've been out to collect some cranks and blocks from grinding boring, dropped a few heads off at the Serdi for guides/seat cutting, home foe lunch and just taken delivery of a few scalextric restoration projects to recommision this afternoon . . . Modsports minis here we come!
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Two guys are finishing off fitting a shop out and are putting shelves up. 'You wait', one says to the other, 'Some old duffer will come and ask what we are selling before too long'. Sure enough, minutes later an elderly lady pushes the door open and asks quietly 'Excuse, me, what are you selling'?

'****holes', says the clever one. 'Gosh', the old lady responds immediately. 'They must be selling well- there are only two left'.

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Waaahaaay. I'm a real injuneer now. I just got a digital micrometer from ebay. a real expensive one. (about a tenner)

My mobile phone is 46.01mm wide
My mouse is 38.1mm deep

Ok, now what do I measure?
Did it come with a battery. BTW.I did not know what all this box stuff was as well.
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Had a tx from Ross Kaisor last night. They are P7 on the grid for Daytona 24 hour this weekend.Ahead of Brundle and Blundle or is it Blundle and Brundel
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Old 28 Jan 2011, 13:00 (Ref:2821790)   #375
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It did, it did. And the battery, whilst still in its wrapper is 7.76mm deep


BTW.I did not know what all this box stuff was as well.

You are an innocent soul like myself Iain.
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