The Official 10/10's Anti Schumacher Thread - Page 2

David McManus · 6 Jul 2001, 15:56 (Ref:113763)

RALF IS THE GREATEST DRIVER EVER IN FORMULA 1

Thanks for the tin too Moff, I'll enjoy spending the contents on my replica of Ralf's race winning Williams.

R · 6 Jul 2001, 16:44 (Ref:113770)

Quote:

Originally posted by angst

Montoya

Alesi

Alonso

Eddie

DC

I'll add some more to that list.

Jacques

Heinz-Harald

(talk about someone who's worth a whole lot more than he got)

Mika

(his luck must turn soon)

Panis

Trulli

Fisichella

(faster than you-know-who)

Nick

Bernoldi

I could go on still... This is great.

Red · 6 Jul 2001, 17:18 (Ref:113773)

Quote:

Originally posted by AMoffat
Are you tired and listless?
Sick of the same old stuff being repeated add nauseam?

Yes I am! AMoffat, I won’t give you five bucks but I’d be happy to make them beers, how’s that to you?

Moff, this is a perfect example of what I usually call a brilliant idea. But allow me to improve it a little. (that was my arrogant side, how can one improve perfection?) Mr. Moffat, you as a moderator (and I highlight moderator) can make it stick on top? Make it a place where all the trashing occurs and let’s discuss about something else in the other threads.

Ralf's Girl · 6 Jul 2001, 21:05 (Ref:113856)

Quote:

Originally posted by AMoffat
Sick of the same old stuff being repeated add nauseam?

Finally! Moff understands how I feel when I read his Ralf-bashing posts!!!

I've just come in from the corridor where me and Tristan are hanging around...I'm swapping between this one and Wrex's thread because I like one Schumacher and just have no time for the other one.

(that's very rare, you know!)

R · 6 Jul 2001, 21:42 (Ref:113878)

Quote:

Originally posted by Red
Make it a place where all the trashing occurs

I disagree. I don't think that was the intention.

Quote:

Originally posted by AMoffat
Enter the Schumacher free zone. Bask in the safety that only a Schumacher free place can give.

From reading this, it seems the intention is to have a haven of relief, where one can talk about all the other drivers without comparisons with or even mentionings of any of the unmentionable two. I like this idea better.

Minardi fan · 7 Jul 2001, 00:10 (Ref:113931)

Quote:

Originally posted by EERO
and please let HHF win a few before he hangs up his helmet.

I can only echo such thoughts - Heinz is a star and deserves to win many more races.

P.S R and Angst, you forgot...

KIMIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

Airhead · 7 Jul 2001, 00:34 (Ref:113949)

Quote:

Originally posted by R

I disagree. I don't think that was the intention.

From reading this, it seems the intention is to have a haven of relief, where one can talk about all the other drivers without comparisons with or even mentionings of any of the unmentionable two. I like this idea better.

Sorry Red,

The R's have it. The intention was for the above. Besides if I followed your suggestion I'd put myself out of a job wouldn't I?

Liz · 7 Jul 2001, 00:37 (Ref:113951)

Someone wrote to me today asking if I thought people at the Indy GP would be selling or giving away tickets at the gate ... now that is what I call confidence.

I will just sit here by the window where the light is good and contemplate the dreamy photo of my Ricardo which some kind man from Boston sent me ... and imagine him consistently and solidly beating everyone in those Khaki coloured nightmares at Bloody Awful Racing, whose motto is "We can't build cars and we can't drive them, but we can sure throw some mega parties! (P.S. None of you are invited.)"

Um, can we start a B.A.R. free zone too?

R · 7 Jul 2001, 01:03 (Ref:113961)

Sure, go ahead and start it!

But in here, I will praise Jacques.

JACQUES! JACQUES! JACQUES!

Red · 7 Jul 2001, 07:05 (Ref:113994)

Quote:

Originally posted by R

I disagree. I don't think that was the intention.

Originally posted by AMoffat

Sorry Red,

The R's have it. The intention was for the above.

Maybe. Let me try that again, one letter at a time: “THE OFFICIAL 10/10'S ANTI SCHUMACHER THREAD”. Sorry R and AMoffat, but what part did I miss? Draw me a sketch if I still don’t get it.

Valve Bounce · 7 Jul 2001, 07:31 (Ref:113997)

I would love to contribute to your account. Moreover, I have several hundred thousand U.S. Dollars which I wish to share with you. I cannot transmit this money out of a certain foreign country as it is ill gotten money from a certain well know minister in that country. All I need is a copy of your company's letterhead, a copy of your signature and your bank account number. As soon as I receive this, I will transmit this money into your account to be shared equally between us.
PLease keep this confidential, a I do not wish to embarras the minister concerned.

Airhead · 7 Jul 2001, 09:27 (Ref:114015)

That's true Red, the Anti bit in the title does sound like a "trashing" zone. But I originally thought to find a place to hide from the constant Schumacher this Schumacher that which was seemingly apparent in every other thread in the F1 Forum.

I realise I am a culprit myself on this charge. But I was half serious for once in wanting some respite from the maddening crowd.

Valve Bounce · 7 Jul 2001, 11:11 (Ref:114043)

JOE ROTH
JOE ROTH
JOE ROTH
JOE ROTH
JOE ROTH

AND HOW ABOUT THE WALLABIES??

Nicholas · 7 Jul 2001, 11:28 (Ref:114055)

Quote:

Originally posted by bghaw
HEY NICHOLASWHITE: sorry mate, but that Shumey 2000 model isn't worth two shytes here in AMOF's land of redemption.

Okay, okay, I was only joking, I've never seen one except for a picture of one in last year's September edition of F1 racing.

Don K · 7 Jul 2001, 20:42 (Ref:114180)

Hmmm ...
So we're not allowed to talk about these two drivers.

========

Who do you think will be third in next years WDC?

Gerard · 7 Jul 2001, 21:06 (Ref:114188)

Michael Schumacher is great. He's the KING. He's my all-time hero.
The best racing driver in history and....
Uh, what's that you say, Guru?
Wrong thread?
What wrong thread? Wadda you mean?
Isn't this the 'Official 10/10ths PRO-Schumacher Thread?'
It isn't?

bows head and slips out the door while murmuring 'sorry, sorry.'

R · 7 Jul 2001, 21:42 (Ref:114210)

*R starts breathing rapidly and puts his head out the window gasping for air, as this type of comment was the last thing he was prepared for in this topic.*

Gerard, you shouldn't do things like that. You could leave some of us Anti-Schumis severely traumatised.

**Bononi** · 7 Jul 2001, 21:53 (Ref:114217)

I felt the same R !

For a second I thought I was lost in dark and cold place...

Valve Bounce · 7 Jul 2001, 23:17 (Ref:114250)

Hey!! Didn't the Lions look sick in the seecond half? I've got it on tape, and I'm going to watch it again.
JOE ROTH
JOE ROTH
JOE ROTH

Minardi fan · 7 Jul 2001, 23:20 (Ref:114251)

After reading Gerard's post I... I... I need some time, and some air...

Think good thoughts people... Alesi... Fernando... Frentzen... Kimi... There - feeling much better already. Phew.

Wrex · 8 Jul 2001, 03:53 (Ref:114298)

Quote:

Originally posted by Gerard
Michael Schumacher is great. He's the KING. He's my all-time hero.
The best racing driver in history and....
Uh, what's that you say, Guru?

bows head and slips out the door while murmuring 'sorry, sorry.'

I just wanted everyone to read this again

Come on over Gerard, I have some 12 year old scotch with your name on it

Valve Bounce · 8 Jul 2001, 10:52 (Ref:114335)

Quote:

Originally posted by Wrex
I just wanted everyone to read this again

Come on over Gerard, I have some 12 year old scotch with your name on it

Wrex, you surprise me. I have an unoppened bottle of "The Balvanie", which I have been saving for a special occasion. We should go down to Philip Island one day next year when I return to Melbourne.

snakepit27 · 8 Jul 2001, 12:36 (Ref:114370)

im luving this thread now its time to Say.............

ALESI ALL THE WAY

ALESI ALL THE WAY

ALESI ALL THE WAY

GOOOOOOOOO ALESI

Liz · 8 Jul 2001, 14:10 (Ref:114411)

Now A Certain German Driver is telling the newspapers that the Brits hate him because The Brits Have Always Had Problems With Germans.

I don't think this will be very helpful toward making The Brits like him better, do you?

I like Jacques more or less, but I don't like his behaviour toward Zonta and I think a lot of his pains are self-inflicted. And he isn't the man his father was. No one will ever be the man Gilles was.

**Bononi** · 8 Jul 2001, 20:51 (Ref:114494)

I've been asking myself all the weekend if I should this, but what the h**** I'll do it anyway.

So here it goes :

I've surfing the web in some sites a friend of mine told me about, and
I just picked this...

I know all TGF fans will try to lynch me... but I must state here that I don't share the same opinion, or the black humour of the authors of this joke... and by no meanings my intention was to make comparisions in whatever ethics or racial issues...

I just picked it up.

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