Picture Captions

[SAMD]

As Rafa Nadal prepares to serve, some of Japans hierarchy wonder whether his Japanese Great Grandfather twice removed, really allowed him to play Davis Cup for them.

[Lancsbreaker]

Goodyear team face realisation that "from Hero to Zero" doesn't mean quite what they thought.......

[compte deGraves]

I told you that we should never have sold the racing team to Ross Brawn

[grantp]

Looks like the boss has moved on from dandruff to headlice. I wonder what the correct social protocol is to tell him?

[zefarelly]

are you sure it a crockwise wap?

[morninggents]

George was sure it was only his height that made him stand out from the rest of the pit crew.

[GORDON STREETER]

They looked on in horror as Li Chi's brother committed Hari Kari after running out of fuel on the last lap !

[MartinSmith]

Why you no risten!....forrow me......its .."y r we Wai Ting"

[skentellytubby]

Uh oh, is that the sound of the "PC" police I can hear!!

(that's not my caption btw...!)

[John Turner]

Well I'm pretty relaxed about it.

(That's not my caption either!)

[grantp]

With rain disrupting practice for the Japanese GP the emergency entertainment plan was put into action. The Errol Flynn look-alike competition attracted a number of enthusiastic participants though with most of them being from the same team there were mutterings of 'Team Orders' and 'Grid Filling' doing the rounds. This was strongly denied by the Team Principal, pictured here holding a stopwatch.

[Nick JM]

While checking the timed response on the video takeaway order Errol and the team waitied with nervous anticipation to see if No 42 really did come with rice

[compte deGraves]

Originally Posted by Nick JM

While checking the timed response on the video takeaway order Errol and the team waitied with nervous anticipation to see if No 42 really did come with rice

[skentellytubby]

Originally Posted by Nick JM

While checking the timed response on the video takeaway order Errol and the team waitied with nervous anticipation to see if No 42 really did come with rice

Good one Nick. I think you've prevented Mr Minshaw getting a hattrick!

[jminsh]

Phwoor wook at de chassis on lat !!

[zefarelly]

Originally Posted by jminsh

Phwoor wook at de chassis on lat !!

I thought you said you where busy!

[jminsh]

Relaxed now the truck left yesterday i'm flying down on weds night so calm before the storm !

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by Nick JM

While checking the timed response on the video takeaway order Errol and the team waitied with nervous anticipation to see if No 42 really did come with rice

Point of order: Dat's not Ellol Frinn - dat's Corrin Chapman wid no hat!

[SAMD]

Originally Posted by Nick JM

While checking the timed response on the video takeaway order Errol and the team waitied with nervous anticipation to see if No 42 really did come with rice

LOL ah gee, some of these are brilliant.

[phoenix]

Guy in glasses thinking: "I hope nothing's broken - we only have what's in the first aid kit and my mum's sewing box to work with"

[Tim the Grey]

Terry Thomas was beginning to feel typecast as The Englishman in Japanese cinema.

[John Turner]

Captions close tonight at Midnight (Wednesday). Voting then until, say, midnight on Saturday (16th).

[Riley Blue]

Kobayashi’s pit stop strategy planning in tatters after the control wire on team's Scalextric sabotaged.

[Martin O]

Bernie exagerated when saying a lack of facilites meant this was the last visit by Honda to Silverstone

[m1fcf]

"I am grad we sponsored by Goodyear - 'cos no-one know who Micherin are when we talked about them"