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Old 24 May 2000, 16:53 (Ref:1735)   #1
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With all the buzz of the weekend, I just some crazy email... and it came from one of the folks around... altough there was no name for the sender.
The fellow was telling me that one of the users of this site is Bernie Ecclestone ! And as he is behind a nickname he's posting whatever he likes ! If anyone of you received the same joke, please let me know !
And you, the author of this <...> why don't you show your face !
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Old 24 May 2000, 19:07 (Ref:1736)   #2
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Peter Mallett is the undisputed Champion of the World!Peter Mallett is the undisputed Champion of the World!Peter Mallett is the undisputed Champion of the World!Peter Mallett is the undisputed Champion of the World!Peter Mallett is the undisputed Champion of the World!Peter Mallett is the undisputed Champion of the World!Peter Mallett is the undisputed Champion of the World!Peter Mallett is the undisputed Champion of the World!Peter Mallett is the undisputed Champion of the World!Peter Mallett is the undisputed Champion of the World!Peter Mallett is the undisputed Champion of the World!
Really????
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Old 24 May 2000, 22:45 (Ref:1737)   #3
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Yes, it is I. You thought i was an Engineering Student from Australia...Bwaaahhahaha.... i soo fooled you all....Bwwaaaaahahahahha

I have been watching what you are all typing in this forum and i have decided to implement the following rule changes for next season:
1. An extra 2 groves in the tyres
2. Additional downforce which will be provided by the compulsory McLaren 1995 winglets.
3. Banning wet weather racing completely (safety issues, don't want my camera men geting wet and getting electricuted by wet power cords)
4. Post race interview will solely be with Mika, all quaestions will be directed to Mika.

That is all for now, must go and have a swim in my money pool.
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Old 24 May 2000, 23:14 (Ref:1738)   #4
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it, wasn't me, honest. have you tried to save the e-mail as a .eml file and open it in
note- or wordpad, you may find the adress, I've done this many time from spammers with unknown author, the e-mail is usually there somewhere. Good luck!
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Old 24 May 2000, 23:16 (Ref:1739)   #5
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Copy the text and paste it here. We may just recognise the style...!
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Old 24 May 2000, 23:21 (Ref:1742)   #6
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I'm Bernie. And Max.
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Old 24 May 2000, 23:58 (Ref:1740)   #7
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I thought Max wrote all Bernie's emails. Or maybe Erja writes them.

Let's guess who it could be. I know, I know!

IT'S TOURIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 25 May 2000, 01:50 (Ref:1741)   #8
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EERO should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridEERO should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridEERO should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridEERO should be qualifying in the top 3 on the grid
Suddenly, all those Kurosawa references are so much more poignant.
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Old 25 May 2000, 12:49 (Ref:1743)   #9
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Why are so many people who dislike him CLAIMING to be him?

Are those two new 'groves'(sic) on the tyres peach or apple?

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Old 25 May 2000, 18:24 (Ref:1744)   #10
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EERO should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridEERO should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridEERO should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridEERO should be qualifying in the top 3 on the grid
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Old 25 May 2000, 22:24 (Ref:1745)   #11
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Ok, folks. I will put the email here the way you suggested me. As I received it on my job, soon as I get there tomorrow morning I will post it !
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Old 26 May 2000, 12:36 (Ref:1746)   #12
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No no no! IIIIIIIIIIIIIII AM BERNIE! HAHAHAHAHAHA! After all these months, finally my secret is revealed...

My plans for 2001 are:

i) Minardi will win the WDC.
ii) McLaren will come last.
iii) I will ban overtaking - that shouldn't be too hard to implement.
iv) I will banish Flavio Briatore to hell.

Hope these are all a-ok with you folks.

Much love,

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Old 26 May 2000, 23:01 (Ref:1748)   #13
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Its ok Gerard. You don't have to keep apologising.

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Old 26 May 2000, 23:39 (Ref:1749)   #14
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i honestly dont think he has the time to surf the web, more likely his son or daughter...

besides, he doesn't make the rules! its the FIA, not one person...

but hell, its a nice topic to talk about though! bernie at web!
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Old 26 May 2000, 23:57 (Ref:1747)   #15
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Ofcourse I, sorry Bernie, uses this site.
Where else would I, sorry Bernie, have to look for the latest news, the best circuit guide on the net, an up to date events diary and funny cartoons?
How would I, sorry Bernie, keep track of everything going on without the TV schedules?
And how do I, sorry Bernie, know who to send a birthday card without the anniversaries section?
And after a day of hard work I, sorry Bernie, can let off steam in the chat room.
And I, sorry Bernie, can't possibly live without the links directory.
Not to mention Parc Ferme, the newsletter and the discussion forum where I, sorry Bernie, can learn what's going on amongst the fans.
Not that I, sorry Bernie, give a damn ****.
As long as the money keeps rolling in I, sorry Bernie, will be a happy bunny.
Oops, have to go now, Slavica, sorry my Mum, is calling for dinner.
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Old 28 May 2000, 13:17 (Ref:1750)   #16
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Bernie a member, eh? I also have heard in the past that some drivers may also be members too. I say we expose them, rustling them out through intense interrogation of potential suspects.

Minardi fan, are you Pierluigi Martini in disguise?
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Old 28 May 2000, 16:04 (Ref:1751)   #17
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I think Peter Mallett is really Jean Todt. Has anyone ever seen them together?
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Old 30 May 2000, 08:13 (Ref:1752)   #18
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Nah - wrong nose
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