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Old 6 Feb 2003, 15:21 (Ref:498541)   #1
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Best Descriptions

Here's something different, what is the best description of a single event that you've ever heard? For example: David Coulthard ran over the kerbs at the last chicane during practice for the 2001 Hungarian GP, Motorsport News later reported that he 'Marmalized his car simply by running over the skyscraper sized kerbs at turn 12.
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Old 6 Feb 2003, 15:29 (Ref:498555)   #2
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I remember reading a description of Jos Verstappen 'burrowing' his way into the rear of JPM's Williams in Brazil... and one of Ralf 'Lolly-gagging' in lapped traffic in Indianapolis...
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Old 6 Feb 2003, 15:38 (Ref:498569)   #3
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The best (not just motor racing) headline that I ever saw was "Puff Daddy meets Tough Paddy"

It was in reference to the MTV awards when singer Puff Daddy had a little fracas with Shane Lynch of Boyzone. It happened a few years ago, but still sounds great.
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Old 6 Feb 2003, 15:44 (Ref:498573)   #4
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My favourite F1 headline is probably 'Diniz in the Oven' (say it and you'll get the pun), from The Sun, for the time that Pedro Diniz had his car catch fire.
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Old 6 Feb 2003, 16:01 (Ref:498595)   #5
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How about "deliberate, but instinctual" Ahh... where is Doc Austin when you need him?
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Old 6 Feb 2003, 16:27 (Ref:498618)   #6
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Very wet track:

"About as much grip as a dog on lino".

BTCC commentary by Charlie Cox(??? - Please feel free to correct me & then laugh at my stupidity if this was not his name)
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Old 6 Feb 2003, 17:01 (Ref:498645)   #7
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cut the atmosphere with a cricket stump?

no prizes for who.
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Old 6 Feb 2003, 20:49 (Ref:498837)   #8
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Old 6 Feb 2003, 21:31 (Ref:498873)   #10
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After his victory in Canada in 1990, a local paper used the headline "Ayrton simply Senna-sational". I thought it rather catchy at the time.
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Old 6 Feb 2003, 22:03 (Ref:498904)   #11
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When Ayrton was in British F-Ford, he was known as Ayrton da Silva, and after dominating performances at Silverstone the headline was simply "Silvastone"
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Old 6 Feb 2003, 22:16 (Ref:498915)   #12
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To describe a tight circuit Eg Monaco


"Like riding a motorcycle around your lounge room"
(Dick Johnson- 5 time Australian Touring Car Champion)

To describe a frustrating race, off the pace or held up in traffic etc:


"Like running a marthon around your clothes line"
(also Dick Johnson)


On in-car camera to describe a bad misfire:

"This thing's got more pops than a lolly pop shop at the moment" (again, Dick Johnson)


To describe Johnson's 1983 Bathurst 1000 car (written off in qualifying, took over a generous privateer's car overnight, after refitting running gear from his own car):

"This thing is such a dog I should have tied it to the fence and left it there" (on in-car camera)


No grip, wet track:

"It's slipperier than a butcher's block out there at the moment"

Need I say who??
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Old 7 Feb 2003, 10:52 (Ref:499241)   #13
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The flooded Croft BTCC meeting 1997:

"Slipping and sliding like a dog trying to land on ice." It was true as well! Charlie Cox on Harvey's Peugeot
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Old 7 Feb 2003, 23:32 (Ref:500113)   #14
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Autosport once captioned a photo from Kenny Bracks' car being refueled at the 2001 Indy 500 with: "Oh my God, they've filled Kenny!"
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Thanks Matt! Those quotes took me back-and he would say them on air in front of everyone too-in all seriousness!!!
He was definitely the best i've ever heard
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