quotes that have never been said...

[Carla O]

as first read in http://www.turbo-nutter.com



Michael Schumacher:
-No, I couldn't force another car off the road. That'd be wrong.
-For sure, my salary is just too fugging high.
David Coulthard:
-Exercise? Mineral Water? No, thanks, I'll stick with the beer and a good fry.
-I could never date a woman with fake breasts!

Jacques Villenuve:
-Can you give me decent haircut with a natural colour?
-I don't think I'll speak my mind. I'll just act quietly, thanks.

Eddie Irvine:
-I don't want people to think I'm a male sl** or anything!
-No, no, no. I'm going to stay home with a cup of cocoa and have a early night.
-No, I'm going to keep my opinions to myself.
-With this ring, I thee wed.....

Gaston Mazzacane:
-Yes, can I have a decent haircut?

Ron Dennis:
-Now, I want to talk to you in plain english.

Luca Di Monty:
-This year, Ferrari has a very tight budget.....

Jean Todt:
-We musn't do anything illegal!

Eddie Jordan:
-That music is just too loud!
-I don't want any Page 3 models near my pits! This is a feckin' racing team!

Max Mosely:
-Sure, I love to hear everyone's opinion!
-Grooved tyres are far too dangerous. What a stupid concept.
-I really love all that overtaking!

Bernie Eccelstone:
-Let's not be too greedy!
-I really love Silverstone. It's great to get back to mud after all that awful glamour in Monaco!

[Ralf's Girl]