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Old 2 Jul 2006, 18:29 (Ref:1646567)   #1
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Pantomime Call

If any Pantomime Producers read this, here's a tip for anyone looking for a Mother Goose - Fay Crook!

Fay was in Fire 2 today for the BRSCC meeting @ Mallory, which means she parks up in the trusty (or should that be rusty?) Rover on the infield @ Fantasy Island. She spent the whole day shooing a flock of Canadian Snow geese off the circuit, a role she took to, like a duck to water!

A natural for the stage.
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Old 2 Jul 2006, 18:45 (Ref:1646598)   #2
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thebullet has a lot of promise if they can keep it on the circuit!
I caught the whole thing on video. the fire at the hairpin.
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Old 2 Jul 2006, 18:55 (Ref:1646612)   #3
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A natural for the stage.
Oh no she isn't!
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Old 2 Jul 2006, 19:41 (Ref:1646690)   #4
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She's behind you !!!
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Old 2 Jul 2006, 19:50 (Ref:1646700)   #5
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The Goose Girl* (as I think of her) was doing a splendid job. Saved me running about (in this heat! - not a chance) to shoo away the potential dinners wandering onto the track.

Always knew there was a point to Fire 2 - now I know what it is.

(And yes Fay, I can do that Friday day for you - there is an email in the air.)

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(* Grimm's fairy tale of the princess who became a goose girl )
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Old 2 Jul 2006, 21:22 (Ref:1646806)   #6
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Wonder what role Alan could play?????
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Old 2 Jul 2006, 21:29 (Ref:1646812)   #7
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Question, did she shoo the geese by running at them, or did she use the car?
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Old 3 Jul 2006, 08:00 (Ref:1647070)   #8
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Hmmm - how is she with deer? Phoenix Park is coming up.......
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Old 3 Jul 2006, 08:32 (Ref:1647095)   #9
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Hmmm - how is she with deer? Phoenix Park is coming up.......
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Old 3 Jul 2006, 11:26 (Ref:1647209)   #10
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That leads to many other possibles in the marshalling fraternity taking panto roles.
At a recent wedding we had the bride (name witheld but for sake of clarity we will call her Elaine) almost losing her shoe (not glass) in the paving stones at the reg office. Guess Dave could have been buttons. (who had obviously eaten the pumpkin).
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Old 3 Jul 2006, 11:37 (Ref:1647217)   #11
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Guess Dave could have been buttons. (who had obviously eaten the pumpkin).
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Old 4 Jul 2006, 17:16 (Ref:1648182)   #12
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Tell you what, this thread could get good. How about casting a Pantomime using marshals, just to set you off I'll give you myself & Dave Pierre as the Ugly Sisters!
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Old 4 Jul 2006, 18:32 (Ref:1648230)   #13
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Shiela M as the wicked witch

(she already has he equipment )
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Old 4 Jul 2006, 21:53 (Ref:1648419)   #14
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The whole of the MSA could be Wishy-Washy!

Chris Hobson - Abanazar (sp?)
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Old 4 Jul 2006, 22:21 (Ref:1648474)   #15
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Chris Whitlock as Widow Twanky!!
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Old 4 Jul 2006, 22:24 (Ref:1648476)   #16
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clive as prince charming !!

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Old 6 Jul 2006, 06:05 (Ref:1649379)   #18
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Yuk, yuk, more the like the back end of the Pantomime Horse. He He.
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Old 6 Jul 2006, 08:45 (Ref:1649443)   #19
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Byron, thanks

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I think anyone who comes to Mallory will not have to become a "Gosling".

It's strange how as soon as I moved near the Geese they went straight back to the water.
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Old 6 Jul 2006, 17:42 (Ref:1649765)   #21
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Nothing to do with the rather large carving knife then?
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Chris Whitlock as Widow Twanky!!

Twidow who?
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On the subject-this strange chap stopped during the meeting to ask directions!
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On the subject-this strange chap stopped during the meeting to ask directions!
The grid full of cars behind him could of told him where to go.
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Personally, I think Bill Turnbull would have to be Prince Charming - but then I'm biased, aren't I!

Quite like the sound of the two Daves as the ugly sisters, though!

After 3 days at Bruntingthorpe, my face is burned enough for me to play Cinders.....
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