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18 Jun 2000, 14:59 (Ref:17773)
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Your finest witticisms please!  I reckon Ralfie's saying: 1. Now the last time I got in this thing, it hurt like hell. You are sure it'll be OK? 2. Is this helmet hoist and curly cable really necessary? I can hold my head up, you know! |
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18 Jun 2000, 15:54 (Ref:17780)
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Ralf: A word to the wise - next time you hire Ronnie Corbett to substitute for me, make sure you find him a cushion to sit on.
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18 Jun 2000, 15:58 (Ref:17781)
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Or alternatively...
Technician (on right): Now, hold still, Ralf. I'll have that carpet tack out in a jiffy. Now someone go find young mister Junquiera. Frank wants words with him. |
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18 Jun 2000, 16:00 (Ref:17782)
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Well I dunno what you've sat in Ralf!
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18 Jun 2000, 16:14 (Ref:17787)
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Come OUT of there, Michael, don't be scared of DC! Just have a word with Bernie and get him to throw him out of another race... THEN you might be able to beat him this year...
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18 Jun 2000, 16:16 (Ref:17789)
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Spank!
(Mechanic with glasses):"That's for ruining the car in Monaco last race." Spank! (Other mechanic):"Do you have any idea how much one of these costs, uh?" Spank! (Supervisor with sunglasses-thinking):"Jee, I wish I were in his place-sounds like heaven compared with what Frank did to my sorry arse the other day..." Spank! |
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18 Jun 2000, 19:37 (Ref:17801)
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Bend over Ralf. Bernie says you must be punished for using naughty words! Like "F1 and Grand prix"
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18 Jun 2000, 19:50 (Ref:17810)
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"Who's been sitting in MY seat"?
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18 Jun 2000, 19:51 (Ref:17811)
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Ralf: I'm gonna throw up.
Tech: No, No take the helmut off first. Ralf: Too late. |
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18 Jun 2000, 20:04 (Ref:17819)
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Tech: Ralf, do you know how hard it is to remove urine stains from carbon fiber?
Ralf: ... I'm sorry. Tech: Now I want you to think about what you've done. Background: Guy in hat: Roger, willco, ten fore, affurmative. Other guy: Oh would you shut up. |
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18 Jun 2000, 22:54 (Ref:17872)
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hehehehe
Geez Ralf - I knew Bruno was upset at not getting to drive this weekend, but I didn't think he'd take it quite so badly. Now, where did I put the pliers?
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19 Jun 2000, 13:26 (Ref:17970)
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Button: "This is a great idea - I've put Ralfie's helmet on, now I'll have my picture taken pretending I'm afraid of getting in the car, and just MAYBE Sir Frank will fire HIM instead of me..."
Mechanic: "It's allright, Ralfie-boy, I'm holding it down, it won't hurt you." |
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19 Jun 2000, 13:56 (Ref:17989)
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Ralfie: "Are you sure this is my car? I thought mine was newer than this."
OR: Mechanic: "Okay, Frenzy, I've locked Ralf in the washroom as planned and there's his helmet - now get in there and win the race! I want to see Sir Frank's face when you pull off your helmet in Parc Ferme!" |
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19 Jun 2000, 14:38 (Ref:18009)
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Welcome back Liz!!
Are you 'home', or on a connection in deepest Europe? Was it good? Who did you meet? Did you get me a souvenir? Have you got an Audi T-shirt? Did you see anyone else famous? Hey! You could stay in Europe until Goodwood and Snetterton!! Thought of that?!? Tell..! Tell..!
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19 Jun 2000, 15:03 (Ref:18017)
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Sparky:
1. I am at Chez Bluebottle having a quiet day watchng football and sorting my loot. 2. It was the most fabulous experience I have had in a long long time and I don't even mind that some of my clothes will never come clean and I have sunburn like a NASCAR redneck. 3. Didn't meet anybody, but I can say with perfect honesty that on the Male Babe Scale, Le Mans rates somewhere considerably below sea level. (On the other hand, a Dutchman tried to pick me up.) 4. Yes I brought you a souvenier, even if you won't let me cheer for Muller at Snetterton. Incidentally, Muller is pictured in the Le Mans program which must make Aiello so pleased - more people recognized Muller than him, I bet. (We seriously considered making a large sign that said ARSE and holding it up at the Dunlop Curve when we knew Laurent was in the car, but our mothers' teachings prevailed. That and the fact thatwe didn't have anything to write with.) I wish I could stay here until next January, but can't think of a way to do it. So it's home on Tuesday to cope with tobacco legislation until July 5 when I leave for Snetterton. |
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20 Jun 2000, 09:57 (Ref:18186)
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Ooooh! Snetterton! I live there!!!! And very nice it is too. Check out the marvelous (!) cathedral city of Norwich (which is in fact where I riside) and very nice it is too. However, I'll be sunning it in Corfu so there :-p
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