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Another caption competition
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Hmmm found your gear shift lever.......you're right, it did come loose....
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And... cough!
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Now Sir, remember the basics...
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Gottle-O-Gear!
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On the back of the drivers overalls.
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i think ive just found out i got piles
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6 Jun 2004, 11:14 (Ref:995251) | #8 | ||
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i dont know how u going get that stain off that seat
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6 Jun 2004, 11:15 (Ref:995252) | #9 | ||
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excuse me driver u have left your pork pie
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6 Jun 2004, 12:32 (Ref:995294) | #10 | ||
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Shouldn't it actually be, "Yes Maam"?
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I think you'll find for a Le Mans start you should be facing your car.
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Spank Me, Spank Me, I'm a BAD Driver.
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Where's my guide dog !!
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7 Jun 2004, 14:37 (Ref:996268) | #15 | ||
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'Hurry up, I want an early finish......I'm going clubbing tonight!'
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7 Jun 2004, 15:25 (Ref:996302) | #16 | ||
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Excuse me driver, but what's that blow up doll doing in the passengers seat?
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You wanted the race shortened !! and still run out of petrol!!!
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We dont do valet parking here sir.
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Now I'm sure I left my pie round here somewhere!!
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7 Jun 2004, 17:52 (Ref:996462) | #20 | ||
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Sorry mate you can't park it here, more than me jobs worth.
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You said it!
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8 Jun 2004, 11:46 (Ref:997165) | #22 | ||
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Nasty rip Sir, but I imagine that with rest and stitches, it'll be OK.
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- So yer co-driver did that with the routebook, eh?
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8 Jun 2004, 19:34 (Ref:997674) | #24 | ||
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Take it to garage 39 my man
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Clench.....and relax!
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