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Old 25 Aug 2000, 14:22 (Ref:32694)   #1
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Ron Dennis's Mum should be qualifying in the top 10 on the grid

I would like to apologise to you all for having given birth to my son, Ron.

The greyness that he has introduced to the world of F1 is a constant embarresment to me, and I regret having ever slept with Ron Dennis's Dad (no, I don't know his name, but I was drunk, and he bored me into submission!)

Anyway, to sum up, to all true F1 fans, please accept my sincere apologies for introducing dull little Ron to the world, I don't expect forgiveness, I know I don't deserve it.

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Old 25 Aug 2000, 14:25 (Ref:32698)   #2
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Minardi fan should be qualifying in the top 10 on the grid

It's about time someone took responsibility for Groucho...

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Old 25 Aug 2000, 16:02 (Ref:32718)   #3
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marcus has a real shot at the podium!marcus has a real shot at the podium!marcus has a real shot at the podium!marcus has a real shot at the podium!
and dont do it again !!!!
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Old 25 Aug 2000, 19:54 (Ref:32757)   #4
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Ralf's Girl has a real shot at the podium!Ralf's Girl has a real shot at the podium!Ralf's Girl has a real shot at the podium!Ralf's Girl has a real shot at the podium!
You're his mum, is there any way you can get him to shut up and get on with running his team???

And tell him to stop producing (and writing for) that godawful Racing Line McLaren magazine. It's like a hundred pages of Ronspeak!
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Old 26 Aug 2000, 01:00 (Ref:32826)   #5
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Steph, I'm quite concerned you know those facts...

You aren't a secret Team McLaren (boooo hissssss) member are you???



Ron's mum: Take advice from your son - "Don't be satisfied."

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Old 29 Aug 2000, 12:25 (Ref:33639)   #6
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Don't be satisfied

until some fool tries to drive his car with the covers still on!

More perfection from the grey team?

Did DC swallow RD's Siemen?
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