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Old 3 Jan 2012, 09:48 (Ref:3006658)   #51
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I have a spare interrobang ‽ if anyone's interested?
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Old 3 Jan 2012, 14:29 (Ref:3006749)   #52
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JimW should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridJimW should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridJimW should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridJimW should be qualifying in the top 3 on the grid
Surely we could organise a shift key for some contributors - please?

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Old 3 Jan 2012, 15:05 (Ref:3006774)   #53
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They're know miss steaks in this newsletter cause we used special soft wear witch Czechs you're spelling. It is mower or lass a weigh to verify hit. How ever it can knot correct arrows in punctuation ore usage: an it will not fined words witch are miss used butt spelled rite. Four example; a paragraph cud half mini flaws but wood bee past by the spill checker. And it want catch the sent tense fragment which you rite. Their fore, the massage is that proofreading is knot eliminated, butt is still berry much reek wired.

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There are no mistakes in this newsletter because we used special software which checks our spelling. It is more or less a way to verify it. However, it cannot correct errors in punctuation or usage, and it will not find words which are misused but spelled correctly. For example, a paragraph could have many flaws but would be passed by the spell checker. And it won't catch the sentence fragment which you write. Therefore, the message is that proofreading is not eliminated, but is still very much required.
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Old 3 Jan 2012, 16:18 (Ref:3006794)   #54
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Erm Number six? ALL post on Tenths are in binary.......
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Old 3 Jan 2012, 16:32 (Ref:3006799)   #55
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Erm Number six? ALL post on Tenths are in binary.......
Which reminds me. Did you know that there are 10 different types of people?
Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
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Old 3 Jan 2012, 17:00 (Ref:3006808)   #56
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Erm Number six? ALL post on Tenths are in binary.......
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Old 3 Jan 2012, 17:30 (Ref:3006814)   #57
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numbersix, I thought that was the national debt.
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Old 3 Jan 2012, 22:12 (Ref:3006921)   #58
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Erm Number six? ALL post on Tenths are in binary.......
I thought that was just the double posts.
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Old 3 Jan 2012, 22:43 (Ref:3006935)   #59
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My wife (a probation officer) wrote a report that went to court which referred several times to 'possession of a fireman'. She also wrote an essay at university about William 'Sheepshearer'. Spellcheck is not her friend......
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0100001101101100011001010111011001100101011100100010000001000100011010010110001101101011
Sorry - that's too complex and long winded so I have converted it to Hexadecimal:

43 6C 65 76 65 72 20 44 69 63 6B
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Old 4 Jan 2012, 11:45 (Ref:3007087)   #61
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Sorry - that's too complex and long winded so I have converted it to Hexadecimal:

43 6C 65 76 65 72 20 44 69 63 6B
Ah ... well. It's common knowledge that Chief Marshals can count up to 16 whereas for a humble Post Chief (2nd Class), any number greater than two is one option too many.

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Old 4 Jan 2012, 13:04 (Ref:3007111)   #62
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My wife (a probation officer) wrote a report that went to court which referred several times to 'possession of a fireman'. She also wrote an essay at university about William 'Sheepshearer'. Spellcheck is not her friend......
My favourite was a letter asking one of our employees for 'copies of her last three parsnips'.
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Old 4 Jan 2012, 15:10 (Ref:3007157)   #63
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Predictive text can be as troublesome as spell checkers. I intended to text my mate with the question "Do you fancy going out for a pint later?". What I actually sent was "Do you fancy gionng out for a riot later?" Perhaps that explains all the trouble last summer.
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Old 4 Jan 2012, 22:11 (Ref:3007409)   #64
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Sorry - that's too complex and long winded so I have converted it to Hexadecimal:

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Hex is so last century.





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Old 5 Jan 2012, 10:30 (Ref:3007599)   #65
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Yuck, only 2 dimensions?
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Yuck, only 2 dimensions?
Still using one of those old fashioned 2D monitors?
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