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There are some truly shocking puns on this thread. I re fuse to accept that the should be an element of this forum.
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Has Vince Cable been asked for his opinion?
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21 Dec 2014, 15:26 (Ref:3486903) | #56 | ||
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No way!
Because I want to know if the races are run in series, or if they are run in parallel. In short I need to know what sparked the whole thing of, and who is giving them a plug. Why for three pins I'd write to the mains man in power. Surrender? Never, not while there is still a charge left. |
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these puns are making me laugh so much I think i'm going to di.....ode.
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The cars won't race if it is a short circuit, because they are too hard on the asphalt in fact they are circuit breakers.
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You lot should be rounded up & put in the cells.
Seriously, though, carry on. I never thought a thread about Formula E could turn out interesting! |
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I might try and listen to it all on my transister radio you wouldn't pun-ish someone for doing that.
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Lead me not into temptation Bob nor get your wires crossed, I've seen your flash gun! It's shocking!
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I do wonder what phase you are at, and if can you flex your muscles, and do some light work, or whether you just coil up and dipole. " ..... and the puns go on and on. " Now what is this thread all about, again? |
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The roads of the City were silent, a hush settled over the crowd. “Daddy has the race really started?” A child cried out all aloud. “Be quiet,son.” Answered the father, as people said with a frown. “We can’t hear the cars for your talking, so please your voices down.” Then in to the expectant silence, came a swish, a hum and a purr. Some bright coloured motors slipped by and nothing was heard but whir. “Was that Di in lead, or Ann? “Oh! No I’m sure it was Cath at the front.” But it seemed John Electric Vergne over cooked it and caused a multiple shunt. Immediately the orange clad marsahls, that stout hearted body of men. Leapt swiftly to action with buckets, brooms, shovels cement powder – but then!!! That tall handsome devil called Wooley, shouted. “I see smoke and some sparks – it’s fire. Grabbed a tin pail full of water, and dashed up as the flames grew higher and higher. No need to relate what happened, as water and sparks never mix. Poor John Electric Vergne electrocuted shone like an angel transfixed. All at once the street lights flickered, computers and timing went black. Then darkness enveloped the city and night fell all around the track. And so it was that London’s innovation - a race for the new Formula E. Was branded a flop by the papers because at the end nobody could see. Dedicated to Danny Watts. Bulble. |
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I knew I could rely on your literary talents, Mr Bauble. A work of genius. We should get you on the One show so you can plug your poetry book.
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