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Old 15 Aug 2003, 14:41 (Ref:689122)   #26
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Should read "Caution, 5 irritating brats on board, none of them strapped in, and all turning round and gurning at the driver behind. Please do the world a favour by ramming this vehicle as hard as possible"
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Old 15 Aug 2003, 15:05 (Ref:689141)   #27
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Common place on the back of tractors around here

"You think my tractor is dirty, you should see your wife."
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Old 15 Aug 2003, 23:03 (Ref:689424)   #28
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"I slow down for horses" - another utterly pointless sticker.
Read: We all slow down for horses but it's only self rightious ******s like the driver that need reminding!
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Old 16 Aug 2003, 05:35 (Ref:689587)   #29
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Old 16 Aug 2003, 05:50 (Ref:689589)   #30
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saw one today that i liked " I'm not speeding,I'm qualifying"
ether that or "im not tailgating, im drafting"
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Old 16 Aug 2003, 13:10 (Ref:689757)   #31
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A popular one in Australia is,

"Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on."

Sadly, this is often seen on worn out old family hacks or piddly little econo boxes.
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Old 17 Aug 2003, 09:15 (Ref:690188)   #32
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"I'm not out of contol, I'm drifting..........ouch!"
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Old 17 Aug 2003, 09:59 (Ref:690220)   #33
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Old 18 Aug 2003, 08:08 (Ref:690866)   #34
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djb should be qualifying in the top 3 on the griddjb should be qualifying in the top 3 on the griddjb should be qualifying in the top 3 on the griddjb should be qualifying in the top 3 on the grid
One that I have seen in the states numerous times
"this car insured by Smith and Wesson"
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Old 18 Aug 2003, 10:27 (Ref:690988)   #35
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I don't understand the "Baby on Board" signs . What does that really mean ?? This driver has had little sleep over the past few months,is giving 90 percent of his/her attention to the baby and not the road ?? The driver maybe breast-feeding and is unable to signal ??? The baby is actually driving ?? What's the point ?? If I'm about to hit a car,and I see the Baby on Board sign , chances are I'm not in a position to do much about it !! Yet another clever,but useless gimmick that someone made a fortune from...

Another sticker that makes me laugh is the one advertising your expensive sound system . Hello , Mr thief ,ov-er he-re...!!
usually signifies to rescue workers that there is possibly a baby in car if it is involved in an accident so they can look
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Old 18 Aug 2003, 10:29 (Ref:690990)   #36
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sticker i had on my car once was "fertilize the bush,doze in a greenie"
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Old 18 Aug 2003, 11:21 (Ref:691034)   #37
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Trouble with that (explanation for 'baby on board') is that they never take the sign out when there isn't a baby on board!

And you ask most of the people that have that sign - I'm willing to bet the majority of them think it's "to make people behind me back off"...
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Old 18 Aug 2003, 11:40 (Ref:691056)   #38
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Heres my favourite car sticker... looks funny racing around on a meaty porsche... saw it at spa last year - who ever owns it - its a nice car!!
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Old 18 Aug 2003, 11:45 (Ref:691059)   #39
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Old 18 Aug 2003, 13:52 (Ref:691227)   #40
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We are all familier with "Wayne & Sharon" Sun strips, I saw one a few months back that read "Clayton & Ma' 8ITCH" a sure winner with the ladies, and I'll bet he never gives his mum a lift anywhere.
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Old 18 Aug 2003, 14:17 (Ref:691254)   #41
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Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!
Not a car sticker but it made me laugh non the less. A girl (who is rather well endowed) in the sandwich shop round the corner is wearing a T shirt with the following slogan proudly displayed on her chest:

IT'S RUDE TO STARE!
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Old 18 Aug 2003, 15:13 (Ref:691302)   #42
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You should've said "It's rude to point too!"
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Old 18 Aug 2003, 15:24 (Ref:691316)   #43
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Old 18 Aug 2003, 23:42 (Ref:691768)   #44
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sticker - im not speeding, im qualifing

shirt - some chick had a white halter top that was basically see through and hands prints accross her boobs. cant touch this was written on the bottum (she was jail bait too ... LoL)
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Old 19 Aug 2003, 15:13 (Ref:692319)   #45
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Drifting a little off topic here chaps......
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Old 19 Aug 2003, 15:24 (Ref:692330)   #46
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Right. Back to car stickers. Well actually it wasn't a sticker as such, because we painted it on, but anyway...

My mate used to race a 924 Turbo in the PCGB Porsche Classic series. At one point we had the inspired idea of painting it orange. No idea why - just one of those things that happens I guess. Having done so, I though it'd be really funny to paint "You've just been Tango'd" on the back...

Next race, the series co-ordinator (a truly fine chap called John Farren) sauntered over to us in the paddock and says, "You'll have to take that off, lads."

"But why?" we ask, all offended, like.

"Because it's not very funny," says John, "and..."

"AND?!"

"and you're always at the back..."
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Old 19 Aug 2003, 15:49 (Ref:692347)   #47
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Seeing Minis around the place with "On a mission for Mr Bridger" on the back, I think I'd rather like that sticker...

... on an Aston Martin DB4 or an E-Type Jag.
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Old 19 Aug 2003, 22:42 (Ref:692681)   #48
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Nah, I'd like the sticker on a nice Cooper S, red, spotties, white roof.
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Old 19 Aug 2003, 22:43 (Ref:692682)   #49
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Old 20 Aug 2003, 12:49 (Ref:693172)   #50
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Some of those mini's had some really funny - and naughty! - stickers on them. There was one that said "Mini: bends the rules, rules the bends"
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