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Old 7 Oct 2013, 08:26 (Ref:3314006)   #26
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Now that its almost Winter
I'd like to point out that now Winter is approaching up there Summer is approaching down here in Australia

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Old 7 Oct 2013, 08:42 (Ref:3314012)   #27
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Old 7 Oct 2013, 10:10 (Ref:3314038)   #28
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People wearing bowlers hats and carrying rolled umbrellas marching in areas they're not wanted on July 14th ?
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Old 7 Oct 2013, 10:11 (Ref:3314039)   #29
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Mark Mitchell should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridMark Mitchell should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridMark Mitchell should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridMark Mitchell should be qualifying in the top 3 on the grid
I was once on Orange "Pay As You Go" - pretty pointless to be honest!
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Old 7 Oct 2013, 13:07 (Ref:3314100)   #30
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I wonder if notice of this was posted on orange paper, it's one of the most pointless things I seen, which includes the teams .....

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/110405
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Old 7 Oct 2013, 15:36 (Ref:3314152)   #31
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The Buddhist colour for my date of birth is......ORANGE!

(also the posture of the Buddha is reclining so i'm kinda laid back as well)
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Old 7 Oct 2013, 17:24 (Ref:3314215)   #32
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I'd like to point out that now Winter is approaching up there Summer is approaching down here in Australia

Oh lucky you! After the beautiful summer we have had here in the UK, the onset of autumn and winter is not something to look forward to. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could switch continents every 6 months or so?
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Old 7 Oct 2013, 19:30 (Ref:3314259)   #33
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Guilty as charged - orange whistle, orange Weird Fish baseball cap & a handful of orange biros. Predictable, moi?
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Old 7 Oct 2013, 21:02 (Ref:3314289)   #34
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I have an Orange highlighter at work... Not that pointless until u realise I work in a "paperless" office....
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Old 8 Oct 2013, 07:50 (Ref:3314448)   #35
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do you have orange streaks across your computer screen
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Old 9 Oct 2013, 18:30 (Ref:3315325)   #36
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Orange Box for marshalling gear
Orange Cool Box
Orange Cutlery
Orange Serviettes
Orange Flask (x2)
Orange Gloves
Orange Boots (x2)
Orange Trainers
Orange Gloves
Orange Bin Liner to keep stuff dry
Orange Leatherman
Orange Clipboards (x2)
Orange Pens (x2)
Orange Torch
Orange Sheet to protect car seat
Orange Underwear
Orange Outerwear
Orange Whistle
Orange Lanyard for whistle

And that’s just for marshalling

At home:

Orange Chopping boards (x3)
Orange Cooking spoons (Lots)
Orange Fish Slice
Orange Corkscrew
Orange Colander
Orange Cheese graters (x3)
Orange Saucepan
Orange Tea towels (Lots)
Orange Metal cups (x2)
Orange Kitchen Towels (A gift from Portugal!)
Orange Tongs
Orange China dishes (x2)
Orange Towels (x2)
Orange Credit Card Holder
Orange Wallet
Orange Cup Holder
Orange Bowls (Lots)
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Old 9 Oct 2013, 18:44 (Ref:3315343)   #37
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Sorry, mate, but that has to be sad. Not even we are that bad!

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Old 9 Oct 2013, 21:18 (Ref:3315427)   #38
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I have an orange bathroom. Which is much nicer than it sounds.
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Old 10 Oct 2013, 06:08 (Ref:3315579)   #39
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Orange Box for marshalling gear
Orange Cool Box
Orange Cutlery
Orange Serviettes
Orange Flask (x2)
Orange Gloves
Orange Boots (x2)
Orange Trainers
Orange Gloves
Orange Bin Liner to keep stuff dry
Orange Leatherman
Orange Clipboards (x2)
Orange Pens (x2)
Orange Torch
Orange Sheet to protect car seat
Orange Underwear
Orange Outerwear
Orange Whistle
Orange Lanyard for whistle

And that’s just for marshalling

At home:

Orange Chopping boards (x3)
Orange Cooking spoons (Lots)
Orange Fish Slice
Orange Corkscrew
Orange Colander
Orange Cheese graters (x3)
Orange Saucepan
Orange Tea towels (Lots)
Orange Metal cups (x2)
Orange Kitchen Towels (A gift from Portugal!)
Orange Tongs
Orange China dishes (x2)
Orange Towels (x2)
Orange Credit Card Holder
Orange Wallet
Orange Cup Holder
Orange Bowls (Lots)
Orange Frying Pan
Orange Griddle Pan
Orange Mug
Orange Jackets (several)
Orange Watches (x5)
Orange Toaster
Finally......ive found the man i was looking for when i started this thread!
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Old 10 Oct 2013, 07:14 (Ref:3315594)   #40
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This discussion has come as much comfort to me. My wife thought I had some sort of mental aberration. Now I know I am completely normal!
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Old 10 Oct 2013, 08:12 (Ref:3315607)   #41
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I don't think I'm really cut out to be a marshal. About the only useless orange thing I can think of is me in probans .

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Old 10 Oct 2013, 10:36 (Ref:3315656)   #42
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I don't think I'm really cut out to be a marshal. About the only useless orange thing I can think of is me in probans .

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Dont be like that Steve.......next time your in Sainsburys treat yourself to an Orange Cheese grater and they will even give you an orange carrier bag free!..
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Old 10 Oct 2013, 16:03 (Ref:3315822)   #43
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I have an orange bathroom. Which is much nicer than it sounds.
I hope it is better than it sounds because it sounds foul! (No offence )
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Old 10 Oct 2013, 20:33 (Ref:3315981)   #44
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I hope it is better than it sounds because it sounds foul! (No offence )
It does sound awful, I accept that, but it's actually really nice. Very warm and cosy. Wasn't meant to be that way, we went looking for blue!
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Old 11 Oct 2013, 12:26 (Ref:3316246)   #45
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Wasn't meant to be that way, we went looking for blue!
Why is your bathroom faster than next doors
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Old 11 Oct 2013, 12:38 (Ref:3316252)   #46
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Possibly the subtlest joke ever on here. Very impressed.

(I'm assuming we're talking red-shift? Or did I completely miss it?)

It's quite funny on another level as next door feeds through our sewer and then that merges into next door's on the other side, so when they block the drain (as they do from time to time) the first anyone knows is when the water backs up into next door's conservatory.

I think we may be getting off topic now.
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