Delta's Tea-Break Natter (The Lighter Side) 2011 - Page 12

SAMD · 20 Jan 2011, 19:35 (Ref:2818474)

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Originally Posted by gary396

French? I thought they came from Tesco. Do the French do them as well?

Cracker

delta · 20 Jan 2011, 19:46 (Ref:2818483)

Tell you what we have a massive bakery on the site and they turn out Quasson's by the thousands.Whenever i buy them abroad im convinced they came from Stoke Row.

GORDON STREETER · 20 Jan 2011, 20:23 (Ref:2818504)

A Man’s Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End

esper · 20 Jan 2011, 22:39 (Ref:2818552)

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Originally Posted by GORDON STREETER

A Man’s Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End

So??? in my case she said yes......... and I am still doing/having all of it apart from the tons in the bank (she has . but I have racecars) and I dont like fishing...........................okay we are not prince and princess

delta · 21 Jan 2011, 07:37 (Ref:2818641)

Does your Mrs know about you dating women half your age Esper

compte deGraves · 21 Jan 2011, 08:29 (Ref:2818656)

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Originally Posted by GORDON STREETER

A Man’s Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End

Did he go on to be the president of Italy?

compte deGraves · 21 Jan 2011, 08:31 (Ref:2818657)

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Originally Posted by terence bower

What, "in LA,you know where that's at?

Thank you Terence, it took long enough for someone to pick up the trailed coat!

esper · 21 Jan 2011, 08:35 (Ref:2818659)

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Originally Posted by delta

Does your Mrs know about you dating women half your age Esper

huh, how do you know? in those places (racetracks) where we meet the women mainly have twice my age

**Peter Mallett** · 21 Jan 2011, 08:44 (Ref:2818662)

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Originally Posted by compte deGraves

Did he go on to be the president of Italy?

Apparently so. Oops.

Mike Bell · 21 Jan 2011, 13:09 (Ref:2818789)

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Originally Posted by compte deGraves

Did he go on to be the president of Italy?

In his case women quarter of his age.....

Iain, just renewed my EHIC- has Martin got one yet!

Did a google search for on line application and came up with authentic looking website. All legit except.... £10 fee! On investigation it is a third party who take all your details and money, then pass the former to NHS who issue card for nowt.....

Nice little earner! If anyone needs one make sure it is NHS website.

delta · 21 Jan 2011, 13:17 (Ref:2818795)

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Originally Posted by Mike Bell

In his case women quarter of his age.....

Iain, just renewed my EHIC- has Martin got one yet!

Did a google search for on line application and came up with authentic looking website. All legit except.... £10 fee! On investigation it is a third party who take all your details and money, then pass the former to NHS who issue card for nowt.....

Nice little earner! If anyone needs one make sure it is NHS website.

I see you are the 3rd fastest driver around Brands Indy Mike. Thats what it says in Retro Ford this month.Very impressed.

Mike Bell · 21 Jan 2011, 14:02 (Ref:2818821)

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Originally Posted by delta

I see you are the 3rd fastest driver around Brands Indy Mike. Thats what it says in Retro Ford this month.Very impressed.

3rd fastest ever in anything I trust

That was yonks ago! All a bit silly really. The Escort was brand new and unsorted plus the circuit resembled M25 on a bad day. Fact that I got round in one piece was enough for me!

White flag man · 22 Jan 2011, 12:02 (Ref:2819187)

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Originally Posted by GORDON STREETER

A Man’s Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End

.........and Albert never spoke to Stephanie again.

delta · 22 Jan 2011, 19:43 (Ref:2819286)

I have a Friday night story on Saturday for you. My son and his mates are in the front room but now heading of too Henley.Reason, its thier mates "Bish " birthday 21 and they allways go out and celabrate. Bish got killed 3 years ago.They were all comming back from Reading on a Friday night and got a Taxi.Bish let one of the girls have his space in the taxi and walked home. He was run over!!!. He was smashing lad as they all are, he would train with us on Tuesday evenings with my footy team,he could not play footy, just a young man keeping fit. I think its nice that the lads have never forgoten him.
RIP Bish.
Now where did i put thise con rods

Mike Bell · 23 Jan 2011, 06:04 (Ref:2819432)

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Originally Posted by delta

I think its nice that the lads have never forgoten him.

Sounds like a case of good parenting to me, Iain.

terence · 23 Jan 2011, 07:06 (Ref:2819437)

Refreshing to hear some thing like this is still capable of happening in this day and age!. I second your'e thought Mike.

delta · 23 Jan 2011, 09:20 (Ref:2819452)

No motor racing for me today. Mrs Delta taking me to the O2 to see Celeb dancing.Hope i dont get too excited

**Tim Falce** · 23 Jan 2011, 10:09 (Ref:2819461)

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Originally Posted by delta

No motor racing for me today. Mrs Delta taking me to the O2 to see Celeb dancing.Hope i dont get too excited

Dump her in the O2 and pop up for a Coffee Iain. I need help putting the diff back in my car

SAMD · 23 Jan 2011, 10:41 (Ref:2819476)

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Originally Posted by White flag man

.........and Albert never spoke to Stephanie again.

I was a Caroline man myself

GORDON STREETER · 23 Jan 2011, 13:13 (Ref:2819515)

Quote:

Originally Posted by delta

No motor racing for me today. Mrs Delta taking me to the O2 to see Celeb dancing.Hope i dont get too excited

Take an MP4 player and watch "Grand Prix" or "The Magnificent Seven" she'll never notice

delta · 23 Jan 2011, 19:38 (Ref:2819612)

Thanks for all the suggestions guys. As it was I had a great time.Ann Widdecombe made an appearance at the end. Very good sport.I do think I am becoming a grumpy old bloke. The warm up man insisted we do the Mexican wave thing. Mrs Delta most upset as just kept still in my seat.Don't like being told what to do. Especially at £50.00 a ticket.

GORDON STREETER · 23 Jan 2011, 21:31 (Ref:2819634)

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Originally Posted by delta

Especially at £50.00 a ticket.

50 quid to watch Ann Widdecombe !!!!!! blimey I suppose whatever floats your boat

esper · 23 Jan 2011, 21:39 (Ref:2819635)

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Originally Posted by GORDON STREETER

50 quid to watch Ann Widdecombe !!!!!! blimey I suppose whatever floats your boat

Damn! me as a foreigner not knowing everything about the UK . I googled above info..........brrr what shall I drink now to have a decent sleep tonight

GORDON STREETER · 23 Jan 2011, 21:40 (Ref:2819637)

Having a turn out of paperwork in the attic and look what I have found, I wonder how much that's worth in today's money ?
I think I'll nail it to the wall next to the cheque from an "investment firm" that I received for 2 pence

Lancsbreaker · 24 Jan 2011, 00:36 (Ref:2819691)

Hmmm

RPI Index rose from 5/74 (106.1) to 12/86 (393) would raise £13 to £48.15

RPI then reset to 100 and has risen to 228.4 at 12/10 which raises that to £109.79.....

Maybe you should ask Spedeworth if they'll re-issue it

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