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10 May 2002, 12:27 (Ref:281843)
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What TGF got up to during Spanish GP
Because of the lack of excitement during the last GP added to the said driver's dominance, I came up the theory that he has 21 buttons hidden in the cockpit that cause the other drivers to suffer problems when pressed. I can see it now....
"These buttons that Max & Bernie provided have done the tricksofar this season. Hmmmm, what should we do first. Ah! lets make Ruben's gearbox fail so that he stalls on the grid and look a fool. Ha Ha Ha Ha!" Later..... "How about we make Kimi's rear wing fall off when he's coming down the main straight at 200mph. Oh this is soooooo exciting!" Later still..... "Hmmm the timing with Jenson in Malaysia was so cool. Let's do again!" End of the race..... "Ah that was fun. Everyone think's I'm the best thing ever. Little do they know the stupid fools. Fnar! Fnar! Hang on, I'm sure I forgot something....oh  I forgot about DC!"
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10 May 2002, 12:58 (Ref:281873)
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10 May 2002, 13:05 (Ref:281885)
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"what does this botton do? it says williams, so it must destruct that columbiam's engine"
"let me press it. oh shi*, it blew brother halfie's instead!!!" |
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10 May 2002, 13:07 (Ref:281886)
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Oooops!!
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10 May 2002, 13:11 (Ref:281893)
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Is there a button for Button too ?
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10 May 2002, 13:38 (Ref:281914)
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ROFL
 Good stuff laudaman, it's always refreshing when people can laugh at the Schu's dominance. Well done
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10 May 2002, 16:27 (Ref:282035)
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Don't forget the button that made the Lolipop man lift his lolipop too early
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10 May 2002, 19:20 (Ref:282117)
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And another one to make a team pull out before the race!
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10 May 2002, 19:48 (Ref:282140)
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And what's that button that makes a driver crash into the pit wall again?, a heck I'l just swerve into them!.
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10 May 2002, 20:00 (Ref:282150)
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Excellent!
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10 May 2002, 22:14 (Ref:282222)
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Good stuff
How about the "eliminate an entire team button"? I believe Minardi was just a test run, look out Willies. |
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10 May 2002, 23:15 (Ref:282266)
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If its tru Ruben's button has been getting worn out.
poor ruben's
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11 May 2002, 00:36 (Ref:282299)
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javascript milie(':rotfl:')
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11 May 2002, 00:56 (Ref:282306)
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Just wait until one night Rubens steals quietly into the garage and rewires the "Rubens" button ...
"Oh dear," says TGF as the qualifying session winds down, "he's on pole again, let me just go out and --- AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!" as the only engine he's allowed for the weekend goes BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!! As he climbs out of his smoking ruin of a car, he says, "I did that on purpose" and nobody knows except him and Rubens THAT HE DID!
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