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Old 22 May 2013, 20:54 (Ref:3251862)   #1
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Quiet day on post? Actually have time for that cup of tea? Well not anymore - now you too can have your very own Jeff Bloxham - http://www.grandprixmodels.com/searc...-cameras-model

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Old 22 May 2013, 22:02 (Ref:3251890)   #2
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is this real, i must have one
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Old 23 May 2013, 08:17 (Ref:3252074)   #3
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I'll take a Nicola Todd please.
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Old 23 May 2013, 08:37 (Ref:3252080)   #4
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Who needs a pork pie with one of those!
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Old 23 May 2013, 10:00 (Ref:3252119)   #5
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Old 23 May 2013, 10:02 (Ref:3252120)   #6
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Old 23 May 2013, 10:20 (Ref:3252125)   #7
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Old 23 May 2013, 10:23 (Ref:3252127)   #8
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Someone could do a Jon Bryant fridge magnet. You'd never get it off, neodymium would seem weak!
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Old 23 May 2013, 13:50 (Ref:3252175)   #9
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Just who is this bloke Jeff Bloxham anyway?

Bob The Photographer.
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Old 23 May 2013, 15:33 (Ref:3252200)   #10
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I'll have you know, Jeff spent most of the day with us at Cadwell the other week and we didn't have a thing to do all day!!
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Old 23 May 2013, 17:45 (Ref:3252240)   #11
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Oh, I so want one of those, that's awesome.

We now need a model marshal with a speech bubble containing the words 'Bugger off'.

Never has such a nice man received so much abuse over so many years.
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Old 23 May 2013, 17:49 (Ref:3252244)   #12
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Oh, I so want one of those, that's awesome.

We now need a model marshal with a speech bubble containing the words 'Bugger off'.

Never has such a nice man received so much abuse over so many years.
Please tell me these are real.
Woolley, I think we need a pull cord, like the old action man, which just sets off the words "bugger off Bryant, bugger off Bryant....."
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Old 23 May 2013, 17:54 (Ref:3252248)   #13
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Please tell me these are real.
Woolley, I think we need a pull cord, like the old action man, which just sets off the words "bugger off Bryant, bugger off Bryant....."


A pull chord marshal, properly programmed, could sound just like the real thing.

"Are we moving round after this race?"
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"Who's leading?"
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"Bugger off, Bloxham"
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"Only 15 minutes for lunch?"
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Old 24 May 2013, 05:54 (Ref:3252512)   #14
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Poultry

Also. " it's been very quiet today". And "it's just a passing shower".

As you say, such a pleasant fellow that Bloxham! We also spoke at length at Cadwell (HSCC) and he had dinner with us in Louth despite Balders' extreme views on photographers causing chaos......
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Old 24 May 2013, 07:50 (Ref:3252527)   #15
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Also. " it's been very quiet today". And "it's just a passing shower".

As you say, such a pleasant fellow that Bloxham! We also spoke at length at Cadwell (HSCC) and he had dinner with us in Louth despite Balders' extreme views on photographers causing chaos......
I didn't, I just told him to 'Bugger Off' before the coffee arrived........

Bladders.........
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Old 24 May 2013, 08:04 (Ref:3252531)   #16
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Yes they ARE real - I've ordered some - just follow the link!

I'm planning to turn mine into a keyring which will go on the lanyard with my whistle!

I think we should encourage this company to produce more items. I'm thinking:

Jon Bryant
Pork Pie
Mike Kelly

Any more for any more?
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Old 24 May 2013, 08:15 (Ref:3252536)   #17
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Old 24 May 2013, 08:18 (Ref:3252538)   #18
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I do love Stephen, but really, I don't want a model of his tackle....... ok the thread is going to go down hill from there, forget I said that!

Yes, I could see that - with the little red booties. Does that mean we need a nutty Irish ex-priest as well? Or we could just use a Troll Doll in a kilt?
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Old 24 May 2013, 08:22 (Ref:3252541)   #19
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and for us scottish marshals we could have iain from power images or craig from cm photography, both have a habit of turning up 5 seconds before chaos
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A pull chord marshal, properly programmed, could sound just like the real thing.

"Are we moving round after this race?"
*pull*
"Who's leading?"
*pull*
"Bugger off, Bloxham"
*pull*
"Only 15 minutes for lunch?"
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"Lunch? What lunch?!?"
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Yes they ARE real - I've ordered some - just follow the link! Unless you're artistic, remember to request the painted one!

I'm planning to turn mine into a keyring which will go on the lanyard with my whistle!

I think we should encourage this company to produce more items. I'm thinking:

Jon Bryant
Pork Pie
Mike Kelly

Any more for any more?
Glyn Williams lighting a barBQ?
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I think we should encourage this company to produce more items. I'm thinking:

Mike Kelly
What are you implying?
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Old 24 May 2013, 09:10 (Ref:3252554)   #23
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What are you implying?
I'm not implying anything - I'm coming right out and saying it!!!!
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Old 25 May 2013, 07:48 (Ref:3252953)   #24
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Can you buy them ready painted? It looked like they just came "nude" - although I may not have read it properly.
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Oh my Lord that's not something I want to think about

I think that was 10 years ago this year wasn't it though?
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