Ten-Tenths Fantasy Grid - Milwaukee

[Liz]

Standings at Milwaukee

1. Mad Cow Racing 43
2. TP Racing Lines 42
= CCP Racing 42
3. Team Tanalised 41
4. Domenech Racing 36
= Crooks Motorsport 36
= Hesketh Racing 36
= Micropear Racing 36
5. DBR Team International 35
6. Tricksport International 34
= Speedworx Racing 34
7. Team NBI 31
= Pineapple Racing 31
8. EMS Racing 30
9. Ferrox Auto Racing Co. 28
= Milwaukee Motorsport 28
= DontCrashPaul 28
= Fennec Motorsports 28
10. 42 Tulips 26
11. Emerald City Racing 23
12. Fry Cook Motorsports 22
= Pocketsports 22
= Team Bluesky 22
= Trutel Racing 22
13. Team Greencardy 21
= Team Super Owls 21
= Domaza Racing 21
22. Threshold Racing 20
23. Savedra Motorsport Project 19
= Gonnae No Dae That Racing 19
24. Karma Racing 18
25. Omega Motorsports 17
= Maple City Racing 17
= Revcounter Racing 17
= WreXXX Racing Team 17
= Team FUBAR 17
= True North Racing Team 17
26. Samba Boyz 14
27. Radioactive Racing 12
28. TGIF 10
29. Williams Racing Ltd. 9
= ILP Racing 9
= Team GoFaster 9
30. team crashANDbang 8
31. Team Champcar Hollandia 7
= Archer Racing 7
32. TAR Motorsports 2
= Team Snout 2
= SNAFU Racing 2
= Kwality Tewls Racing 2
33. Arrows-S Racing -8

No pole point awarded.
First Out Moreno.

STANDINGS TO DATE

1. ILP Racing 192
2. DontCrashPaul 191
3. Maple City Racing 186
= WreXXX Racing 186
= Crooks Motorsport 186
4. TAR Motorsports 181
5. Emerald City Racing 177
6. TP Racing Lines 174
7. DBR Team International 173
8. Trutel Racing 172
9. Team Super Owls 171
10. Hesketh Racing 169
11. team crashANDbang 168
= Forty Two Tulips Racing 168
12. Team Greencardy 166
13. Samba Boyz 163
14. Williams Racing Ltd. 161
= Savedra Motorsport Project 161
15. Ferrox Auto Racing Co. 157
16. Pocketsports 155
17. Speedworx Racing 152
18. SNAFU Racing 149
= Team Snout 149
= Omega Motorsport 149
19. TGIF 148
20. Team FUBAR 147
= Domenech Racing 147
= Pineapple Racing 147
21. Tricksport Racing 146
22. Arrows-R 141
23. Team GoFaster 141
= Team NBI 141
24. Team Champcar Hollandia 139
25. True North Racing 127
26. Archer Racing 126
= Micropear Racing 126
27. Gonnae No Dae That Racing 123
= Fry Cook Motorsports 123
= Team Bluesky 123
28. EMS Racing 121
29. Revcounter Racing 118
30. Mad Cow Racing 112
31. Domaza Racing 111
32. Karma Racing 106
33. CCP Racing 105
34. Fennec Motorsports 102
35. Thrshold Racing 98
36. Milwaukee Motorsports 97
37. Kwality Tewls Racing 91
38. Radiactive Racing 48

Spreadsheets avaialable on request.
Math errors cheerfully corrected.

[macdaddy]

Although Maple City Racing is ecstatic over yet another podium, watching one of our drivers go absolutely braindead at the start was rather unnerving, and resulted in our team dropping a spot in the championship. And what a close fight it is this year!

[JonesF1]

Kwality Tewls Racing is on the verge of throwing Hunter-Reay and Tracy off a pier. 37th in a championship consisting of 38 teams is nothing to be proud of. Maybe we'll get 'em next year.

[Jordi]

Domenech Racing is happy that Servia and Carpentier performed brilliantly to stand on the podium, but is upset that Junqueira lasted one lap only. He is happy though that we can't change him for Bourdais or Jourdain Jr. We can't, right? Liz, confirm it!

[Liz]

No, sorry, or I'd have changed all my drivers by now!

Mrs. Fields Pies Crayola TGIF Press Release

Another weekend of surpassing ordinariness that we are at a loss for words to explain what happened to everyone.

Mr. Junqueira made the Tracy Million Dollar Mistake, gunning it on cold tires, and was lucky he didn't end up in traction.

Mr. Bourdais apparently has only the vaguest notion of racecraft when he is put in a situation he's never been in before; and he is still hitting things in the pitlane. We are considering putting kerb feelers on his car or perhaps making him wear a prescription helmet visor.

Mr. Monteiro is doing quite well for a rookie, although he is still getting caught in traffic too frequently and needs to up his aggression quotient -- however, he has one of the best coaches in racing and we believe he will find his way to the front before the season is over.

The Official Pink Dance Frock goes to Bourdais this weekend. Bruno has been punished enough with his new theme song.

On to Laguna Seca.

Pedro "El Guapo" Morales
Demoralized Morale Officr

We ate all the pies!

[tanalised]

despite scoring a record high 41 points in the 100th Milwaukee Mile Team Tanalised are amazed to find they don't actually feature in the Points Standings to date?
Liz?

[f1manoz]

PRESS RELEASE
2/6/2003

Michel Takes First Career Victory

And about bloody time too!

Great race from Michel. Under intense pressure for a lot of the race, he held off all the others to take a superb victory. Great race all round.

Carpentier made the day even sweeter with his third place. 1-3 for DBR.

Unfortunately, Moreno was taken out by the idiocy of Bruno.

Sumjurc Ramdmicar
Press Officer

[Daisy]

Team Champcar Hollandia Race report
TCH had a very very dissapoiting weekend. Teamboss: "It was so worse, I don't want to talk about it, it will be better next race, for sure!"

[Tailwind]

EMERALD CITY RACING

The staff at Emerald City Racing are proud of the performance of Michel Jourdain and the entire Yellow Brick Road Paving sponsored Ford/Lola/Bridgestone team. We congratulate Michel on his 1st Champ Car win. It was an exceptional weekend under the lights at the famed Milwaukee Mile. Michel takes the championship points lead leaving The Mile just like he did last year. Now that he has achieved his first win, we expect many more wins to come.

Despite a superior performance by Paul Tracy and his Lollipop Guild sponsored Ford/Lola/Bridgestone car, the weekend turned ugly in the closing laps. We were expecting another 1-2 finish, but our hopes were lost when an improperly installed wheel departed the car for a solo run.

“What the ****** ******* **** happened! *** ******, ***-**-*-*****!” Tracy stated over the pit frequency.

Remedial air gun glasses have been scheduled for later this week.

Emerald City Racing is looking forward to the next race and their advance toward the season championship.


The Man Behind The Curtain
Public Relations Officer

[GoFaster]

Thwe team is having bad luck again this year.Bruno caused us to have first man out.The team is wondering how Moreno was the first out when Bruno made first contact?

[marcus]

KARMA RACING PRESS RELEASE

Karma racing have been mysteriously missing over the past few races but on the championships return to the USA have suddenly re-appeared.

the teams information minister (Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf) has also gone missing and no trace of him has been found.

the team have announced that from now on team owner Marcus will be the teams official press officer basically because they cant afford to keep replacing press men every three or four weeks.


As for the racing Marcus had this to say " Dunno what happened I didnt bother to go to the Euro races and stayed at home , it was much nicer there"

"Our three drivers Roberto Moreno (Coalition of the willing Lola) Darren manning (NO2SPONSORSHIP Lola) and Ryan Hunter Reay (Johnson Nappies Lola) drove some races , some crashed some didnt and we got a few points , end of story"

The team are hoping for an improved performance for the remainder of the year.

[macdaddy]

Maple City Racing is so sure of a victory at Laguna that we're bringing our own corkscrew!

[elephino]

Hesketh Racing Press Release

After a short absense due to life, Hesketh Racing are proud to notice they've hit the top 10. The charge up the field has started a lot sooner this year and may even lead to a decent result in the 2003 championship - anything is possible.

A great result in Milwaukee and Laguna Seca is next on the hit list.

Greg Ritter
Press Officer

[DNQ]

Arrows S-Racing Press Release

Oh Dear.

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