BTCC 2019 season discussion, News and Rumours!

[Jiiiiiiim]

Originally Posted by billy bleach

Surely Plato would be right back

Right back last year & very nearly left back this year!

Roll on the next few weeks

[Alfisti]

Originally Posted by billy bleach

Surely Plato would be right back

Plato is being lined up as Man Utd manager. He's good at telling the press why **** isn't his fault, which is a top requirement for a Man Utd manager. Unless you're Sir Alex.

Meanwhile Jose Mourinho will be driving a Soooooobaru. He's good at telling the press why **** isn't his fault, which is a top requirement for a Soooooobaru driver. Unless you're Ash Sutton.

Meanwhile Fat Mat is moving Stateside where the billions Barty paid him off with will pay for his ride in the new NASCAR Winnebago Cup and cover the entire cost of keeping pesky Hombres from Mecico out.

Nic Hamilton won't be in BTCC. It's actually a special code: big bro Lewis will be in BTCC whilst Nic will run for Merc in F1.

And Reliant of Robin fame have special dispensation to run three wheelers in BTCC from Uncle Alan. One less wheel means a 25% reduction in rolling resistance, which is the new secret weapon of Unicorn Plato Silverline Tinky Winky Racing.

[gregc]

Originally Posted by Alfisti

Unicorn Plato Silverline Tinky Winky Racing.

Top work

[S griffin]

Originally Posted by Alfisti

Plato is being lined up as Man Utd manager. He's good at telling the press why **** isn't his fault, which is a top requirement for a Man Utd manager. Unless you're Sir Alex.

Meanwhile Jose Mourinho will be driving a Soooooobaru. He's good at telling the press why **** isn't his fault, which is a top requirement for a Soooooobaru driver. Unless you're Ash Sutton.

Meanwhile Fat Mat is moving Stateside where the billions Barty paid him off with will pay for his ride in the new NASCAR Winnebago Cup and cover the entire cost of keeping pesky Hombres from Mecico out.

Nic Hamilton won't be in BTCC. It's actually a special code: big bro Lewis will be in BTCC whilst Nic will run for Merc in F1.

And Reliant of Robin fame have special dispensation to run three wheelers in BTCC from Uncle Alan. One less wheel means a 25% reduction in rolling resistance, which is the new secret weapon of Unicorn Plato Silverline Tinky Winky Racing.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees the similarity between Plato and Moanrinho

[crmalcolm]

Originally Posted by S griffin

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees the similarity between Plato and Moanrinho

I thought it was Jackson who was paid out by his former employer for a huge sum once his contract was terminated?

[Craner Curves]

I see that B&M are selling Silverline Tools. Is this something we need to read into? B&M Silverline Racing?

I shall now remove my tongue from my cheek....

[billy bleach]

Originally Posted by Craner Curves

I see that B&M are selling Silverline Tools. Is this something we need to read into? B&M Silverline Racing?

I shall now remove my tongue from my cheek....

B&M Silverline Racing / Team Sanyyong...

[Craner Curves]

Originally Posted by billy bleach

B&M Silverline Racing / Team Sanyyong...

Ssangyong Tivoli?

[S griffin]

Originally Posted by crmalcolm

I thought it was Jackson who was paid out by his former employer for a huge sum once his contract was terminated?

I mean both Jason and Jose have to find a ridiculous excuse to why they didn’t win

[Alfisti]

Originally Posted by Craner Curves

I see that B&M are selling Silverline Tools. Is this something we need to read into? B&M Silverline Racing?

I shall now remove my tongue from my cheek....

B&M&R Silverline Racing surely?

[crmalcolm]

Originally Posted by S griffin

I mean both Jason and Jose have to find a ridiculous excuse to why they didn’t win

Klopp joined that club this week - wrong kind of snow!

[S griffin]

Well maybe they need a change of tact

[thlbtcc]

Originally Posted by Craner Curves

Ssangyong Tivoli?

The only redeeming feature about this car is that the marketing team reversed the name for the tagline - I Lov It.

[sceptic]

Originally Posted by thlbtcc

The only redeeming feature about this car is that the marketing team reversed the name for the tagline - I Lov It.

They should have done that with

Grovel, u r a bus.

[redshoes]

http://www.nicolashamilton.com

Nic Hamilton announcement due 12th Feb.
I'm assuming here a) that it's BTCC related, and b) this thread is still BTCC related.

[swooshiain]

Originally Posted by sceptic

They should have done that with

Grovel, u r a bus.

[Alfisti]

Heck, the secret code had been deciphered. It's not a works Kia JP has for this year but a Plaxton Panorama.

[pimmy]

Originally Posted by sceptic

They should have done that with

Grovel, u r a bus.

Tremendous .

[billy bleach]

Originally Posted by redshoes

http://www.nicolashamilton.com

Nic Hamilton announcement due 12th Feb.
I'm assuming here a) that it's BTCC related, and b) this thread is still BTCC related.

Certainly BTCC - he says as much in an interview in the latest Motorsport magazine

[Alfisti]

Yeah, it's the announcement others here have known for ages. I think the only unknowns with Nic are what number he's racing with and who the title sponsor is.

I would have been inclined towards Monster but happen to know they're reducing sponsorship commitments.

[VIVA GT]

Originally Posted by Alfisti

Heck, the secret code had been deciphered. It's not a works Kia JP has for this year but a Plaxton Panorama.

Oh no. So this year he'll be whinging that he's slow because he's carrying three Mini's in the back!

[Robshillito1990]

Originally Posted by Alfisti

Yeah, it's the announcement others here have known for ages. I think the only unknowns with Nic are what number he's racing with and who the title sponsor is.

I would have been inclined towards Monster but happen to know they're reducing sponsorship commitments.

Most likely Jet like it was in Clios

[btccbloke]

How exciting, the brother of Lewis Hamilton!
I cant wait, I'm almost as excited as I was the time I saw Ryan Giggs brother kick a ball, or when I saw a Michael Jackson tribute act at a bar in Benidorm

[Lola]

Originally Posted by btccbloke

How exciting, the brother of Lewis Hamilton!
I cant wait, I'm almost as excited as I was the time I saw Ryan Giggs brother kick a ball, or when I saw a Michael Jackson tribute act at a bar in Benidorm

I agree. Unfortunately though very few who deserve the chance actually get it in Motorsport. Otherwise drivers like Jake Hill would have a seat.

[billy bleach]

Last time I looked it's a free World. If NH can put a deal together and wants to do it then who are we to judge? No doubt the seat was available to just about anyone who could nail a deal together. All the negative stuff is a bit sinister.....