FF1600 web site - Page 4

diz · 23 Mar 2004, 20:16 (Ref:917018)

Quote:

Originally posted by Redracer77
Not sure I have the energy to test .........

Have you got the energy to flick the 'On' switch to activate this website?

Redracer77 · 23 Mar 2004, 20:17 (Ref:917020)

Sunday against newcastle - Everton must be close to the drop now??

blue nose · 23 Mar 2004, 21:22 (Ref:917084)

Just a point behind your lot for now,

diz · 23 Mar 2004, 22:05 (Ref:917130)

Liverpool's scouting network spotted an Iraqi striker. After a trial, Houllier signed him. His first game was as a sub in an Anfield derby game with Ev****n.
With 20 minutes to go, Everton were leading 4-0 [far fetched I know, but it is a joke]. Houllier beckoned the Iraqi to get ready. He came on, scored five goals in 20 minutes and the original mighty reds won 5-4.
The Kop loved him.
After the Sky TV interviews and a plunge in the team bath, he rang his mother.
"Hi mum, I've had a brilliant day. I made my debut as a sub in the derby game and came on for the last 20 minutes. We were 4-0 down and I scored 5 goals, we won 5-4, the fans love me and I've been on telly and everything. How was your day?"
"Dreadful" mum replied. "Your gran got mugged, your dad was shot, your sister was raped and the house was burgled and ransacked and it's all your fault"
"My fault mum?"
"Yes. You insisted on bringing us over to Liverpool.

Feel free to use this as a start for a 'Jokes Thread' on the 'soon to be activated clubff1600.co.uk

I couldn't use Bolton in the joke, as even an Iraqi striker wouldn't bring his family over to Bolton

RMR · 24 Mar 2004, 08:50 (Ref:917558)

>The Gary Neville Diaries.
>
>Friday
>
>Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me.
Made me feel
>special. He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum
and she said I have
>to share but that's not fair because I got to the
cones first. Moustache
>looks a bit thicker today.
>
>
>Saturday
>
>Won today but I didn't play :-( Watched MUTV all
night to see whether
>Sir said he missed me. Am sure they edited it out.
Hung out with Rio
>until he told me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir
tomorrow. Deffo not a
>penalty today - gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty
stare after the game to
>let him know that I know. Man in wheelchair laughed
at my moustache.
>Cried myself to sleep.
>
>
>Sunday
>
>Took Sir an apple. But Weasley :-) gave him a bottle
of red wine so
>he'll probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's
for dinner but she
>tried to make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I
banged my fists on
>the kitchen lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's
book in bed.
>Coloured in moustache with marker. Looks manly.
>
>
>Monday
>
>Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.
>
>
>Tuesday (early)
>
>Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs
for Sir. Looked at
>papers and I was in them again! Will put in
scrapbook. So glad I said
>Porto don't act like men. Am really getting good at
this mind games
>business. Photo on back of The Sun made my moustache
look thin but Mum
>says it's just the ink. She says I look handsome.
>
>
>Tuesday (late)
>
>Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we
should of won and
>someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo
and the girls dived
>on the floor and the referee blew the whistle before
we could score and
>they celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made me
so angry but I had
>to go and tell the TV that they deserved it (they
didn't and I had my
>fingers crossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because
we're the best team in
>the whole wide world.
>
>Have given Philip a Chinese burn for that free-kick
and told Sir to sell
>him.
>
>
>Wednesday
>
>Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I
gave him my drawing.
>Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others?
Saw a small boy
>laughing at me so held him down until he said that
Manchester United
>were the best team in the whole wide world. Feel
better now. Bought some
>Re-Gane and put on top lip. Can't wait until the
morning to see my
>bushy, manly 'tache.
>
>
>Thursday
>
>Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair
transplants. He said he
>was, "too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of
the Champions
>League". Am going to tell Sir and then I'm going to
fly to Spain and
>then hold him down until he says that Manchester
United are the best
>team in the whole wide world. And I'm going to take
back the Man United
>sovereign ring I sent him for Christmas.
>
>Update: Mum says I can't go to Spain.
>

PaulSands · 29 Mar 2004, 11:43 (Ref:922725)

in an effort to get this subject away from footy...two days left of March, two races into the SOM season..any sign on the horizon of the site?

JohnMiller · 29 Mar 2004, 12:23 (Ref:922789)

Quote:

Originally posted by Redracer77
The site will be live sometime in the first 2 weeks of March.

Which year were you referring to?

JR Ewing

Gary Neville diaries - class!!

Redracer77 · 29 Mar 2004, 13:01 (Ref:922831)

Afternoon,

Sorry been in a board meeting all morning.

The SOM section should be up by the end of the day. We then need to pad out the other sections over the next couple of weeks.

Ian Sowman is doing a grand job sending through press releases for the site.

By the end of April the site should be 100% finished with sections on how to get to circuits and even the best places to watch.

We will start with SOM, CCFF and NWFF.

Ian Sowman · 29 Mar 2004, 13:22 (Ref:922855)

And I should add that Matt Beer is doing an equally grand job with news from Wiltshire.

Redracer77 · 29 Mar 2004, 15:43 (Ref:922970)

Update - www.clubff1600.co.uk

Just had a meeting with Peter, the developer at Absolute who is in control of the website and it is looking really good. All the images have been updated from Paul Sands and will be live in the morning. We are just waiting for the server to accept asp (databases). This should be complete in the morning (takes 24 hours for the server to refresh). As soon as the server will accept "asp" we will be able to start loading the news updates (will take an hour or so). Then send it live.

The most time has been taken up with the CMS (Content Management System)- so that we have an easy to use CMS that Ian Sowman, Matt Beer and David Bailey can use from any internet connection to update news, reviews and results.

We have a section on each driver in the championship that will be easily updated. We will take the information from the media sheets that you supplied to Ian Sowman. I would also like to put a picture of either the driver or your car. If you would like to be included in this section please can you email me a mug shot or image of your motor.

Regards

Chris Hodgen (Redracer77)

Redracer77 · 29 Mar 2004, 15:45 (Ref:922972)

my email address is - chris@absolutemedia.co.uk

Ian Sowman · 29 Mar 2004, 16:06 (Ref:922998)

Excellent news Chris.

PaulSands · 29 Mar 2004, 17:04 (Ref:923056)

oooh I'm all excited

50-SIX · 30 Mar 2004, 11:11 (Ref:923820)

Is it happening today Chris?

Redracer77 · 30 Mar 2004, 18:08 (Ref:924292)

Hi guys

The site was uploaded as I left the office tonight but just checked and we seem to have a slight problem. I will have to check in the morning and then get Peter to upload again!!! Sorry for the delay!!!

CH

PaulSands · 31 Mar 2004, 10:14 (Ref:925008)

The fact that the holding page isn't there any more is a good sign right? a sign that something is moving ?

Redracer77 · 31 Mar 2004, 10:21 (Ref:925017)

Paul,

Just sorting some of the coding out so the site is up and down as we play with it.

CH

PaulSands · 31 Mar 2004, 10:29 (Ref:925029)

could you re-phrase that please

JustinDawkins · 31 Mar 2004, 11:23 (Ref:925068)

is that the KoK page Chris?

Redracer77 · 31 Mar 2004, 11:50 (Ref:925101)

sorry was typing too fast as I was meant to be in a meeting with my Bank Manager but nipped out to the loo!!!

Redracer77 · 31 Mar 2004, 17:08 (Ref:925441)

ClubFF1600.co.uk is live at the moment. We are putting as much data on as possible at the moment and also playing with font sizes and images as well as how the document looks once opened. So you will notice a lot of problems but we are just sorting them out as we speak. Such as the text on the news stories is only half the page etc etc

We have only put the news stories on the home page at the moment but each championship has it's own news page as well as the home page covering "all" Championships

We are getting there!!!

darcym · 31 Mar 2004, 17:25 (Ref:925454)

I'm still seeing the errors from before on VB Compile errors.

Redracer77 · 31 Mar 2004, 17:41 (Ref:925470)

sorry yes - to stop people really looking at it the test is on - www.clubff1600.co.uk/news/news/default.asp

so much stuff to sort so please don't look too much into stuff

CH

JustinDawkins · 1 Apr 2004, 08:26 (Ref:926081)

Site looks great Chris, although the news section is about helicopters!?!?

RMR · 1 Apr 2004, 08:32 (Ref:926087)

i like it because it has my picture on it

nice site Chris and good content.

where are the helicopters? sure you got the right web page JD

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