Captions please...

Sparky · 18 Mar 2001, 20:02 (Ref:72477)

This shouldn't be too difficult!

"Now there's a Ferrari One-two you hardly ever see!..."

**bella** · 18 Mar 2001, 20:08 (Ref:72480)

'so...... what is it we do next? isn't it those wheely-shaped things that look lie licquorice?'
'oo! sweeties?'
'don't think so. the thingies are too big. what's that drill type thing you've got there for?'
'is that one of ours?'
'it's red, i suppose. yeah, suppose it is'
'thought they only came in one at a time...?'
'so did i...well, let's get on with working this one out...'

Liz · 18 Mar 2001, 20:09 (Ref:72482)

"I'm sorry, sir - you can't park here!"

EERO · 18 Mar 2001, 20:15 (Ref:72485)

"Have you got the tire?"
"I don't have the tire. I thought you had the tire."
"Maybe Gianni's got the tire. Hey, Gianni, you got the tire?"
"I don't got the tire, Luigi's got the tire".
"Hey, Luigi, get your ass out here with that tire.
And while you're at it, bring FOUR for Micheal!"

Maximum F1 · 18 Mar 2001, 20:18 (Ref:72488)

YOU GUYS ARE CRACKING ME UP!!!

SL · 18 Mar 2001, 20:19 (Ref:72489)

No need to rush lads.........

We can still win.....

SL · 18 Mar 2001, 20:25 (Ref:72498)

Hang on a sec, if we hold on for a bit longer Murray might reach 14,000 WPM...........

SL · 18 Mar 2001, 20:29 (Ref:72501)

That new guy from Reliant, how long has he been in charge of tyres ???????????

Billy_Hunt · 18 Mar 2001, 20:34 (Ref:72504)

LOL

Cheered me up

"we've only got 4 star"

**Bononi** · 18 Mar 2001, 20:37 (Ref:72506)

RB : "Hey Marcello ! The tire is behind you !"
M : "Ahn, where ? Oh no that one's for Michael !"
RB : "How am I supous to go with three wheels ?"
M : "I can't tell you. Ask Ross !"
RB : "Grrrr... Put that #$%&& on the &**..."
M : "What ? I don't understand Portuguese !"

SL · 18 Mar 2001, 20:42 (Ref:72508)

So,

That's a tea, milk & 1 sugar for Rubin's
Coffee milk no sugar for Michael
Coke, ice & lemon for Jean

Anyone else ??????

Sparky · 18 Mar 2001, 20:49 (Ref:72512)

"I'm sorry Sir - you should have booked.
As you can see we're full. Perhaps one of the other crews could help you out...?"

WoodyTJ · 18 Mar 2001, 21:01 (Ref:72516)

Excellent comments ..... pity the Ferrari went on to win cause the picture is funny

Sparky · 18 Mar 2001, 21:01 (Ref:72517)

Mechanic: "...chhkkct...Ross!?... ROSS!?... Michael does have the blue patch on the top of his helmet, right?...chhkkct.."

Ross Brawn: "...chhkkct...Not any more, lads...chhkkct.."

Mechanic: "...chhkkct...WHAT?? ...Oh no!...chhkkct.." "Er...somebody go and tell 'Rubens' he'll have to wait..."

SL · 18 Mar 2001, 21:14 (Ref:72524)

Sorry mate, no 200x50 XXC left. Could you come back Tuesday ?????

Liz · 18 Mar 2001, 23:01 (Ref:72572)

Todt: "Trust me Rubens, you won a race on slicks in the rain once, remember? We'll just try one to start with and see how you get on."

or:

"Bernie assured me the race would be red flagged - honest, Rubens, you have lots of time to get out and go to the loo!"

Ferrari Girl · 18 Mar 2001, 23:21 (Ref:72580)

lol, those are so funny!

heres my go:

Queue forms as Rubens forgets his wallet at petrol station.

Neil C · 19 Mar 2001, 03:26 (Ref:72618)

"How many Italians does it take to change a tire?"

"21 if you're Barrichelo, 1 if your Shumacher"

Airhead · 19 Mar 2001, 07:13 (Ref:72641)

Over head on team radio:

RB:
"No No NO - I want the ones with the blue writing on the side wall!"

MS:

"He better make this interesting, the rest of the race is sure to be so bloody predictable and just plain boring - say we're not on air are we?"

yorkie · 19 Mar 2001, 22:59 (Ref:72894)

No, no. It's a Ferrari see. We don't stock tyres for these. Now if it were a Ford Escort...

-OR-

I'm sorry Mr Barrichello, your credit card has been refused!

Guinness · 19 Mar 2001, 23:08 (Ref:72898)

Sorry I just can't resist on this one,

MS - Ross, what is the hold up
Ross- Sorry Micheal. We have a call into Max and Bernie.
MS - Why?
Roos - Well, I want to put you guys on intermidiates but I want to ensure that the safety car will stay out until the rain stops and the track dries.
MS - You the man Ross...
Ross - No Micheal you da man...
Ms ahh, you da man

and so on...

Diabando · 19 Mar 2001, 23:20 (Ref:72902)

Rubinho: "I swear to god, it was a BIG spider, it was NEAR THAT WHEEL...and I dont know where it is now..."

Speed · 19 Mar 2001, 23:28 (Ref:72903)

According to the investigation, this is the suspect who took Ruben's tire, but nobody saw his face:

Willie the Pimp · 20 Mar 2001, 00:54 (Ref:72920)

Rubens: Yeah can i have a happy meal and...mmmmm
do you have any hot apple pies?

Luigi: yeah we have those... what drink would you like with your happy meal sir?

Rubens: Mmm ill have one of those new Jordan drinks please.

Luigi: Sorry sir but nobody knows where to get them..

Rubens: Ok i'll have a diet cola then...

Luigi: Ok sir just pull up to the other window and pick up your order, Thanks for calling at MacRari's...
Have an iffi day.

slicktoast · 20 Mar 2001, 03:09 (Ref:72944)

"Why do I feel like I've been through this before?"

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